Wednesday, June 07, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!
 
A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE ASKING TO BE KNOWN AS SHALLOW THROAT CALLED FROM THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL WITH A TIP.  SHALLOW THROAT SAID THE BULLY BOY WAS NOT TURNING DOWN THE PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE FROM A MAN, HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO PROPOSE HIMSELF.
 
"IT'S ALL INTER-RELATED," SAID SHALLOW THROAT, "CONNECT THE DOTS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT HE'S A SPURNED MAN ACTING OUT OF ANGER BECAUSE HE WAS TURNED DOWN BY -- OH CRAP!  I'M OUT OF LONE STAR BEER."
 
WITH THAT SHALLOW THROAT HUNG UP.
 
PIECING TOGETHER THE DOTS, BULLY BOY PRESS IS ABLE TO DECLARE THAT IT IS INDEED ALL RELATED.
 
CONNECT THE DOTS.
 
 
 
 
OPERATING UNDER SHALLOW THROAT'S PREMISE, BULLY BOY'S ACTIONS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN BASED ON HIS ROMANTIC PURSUIT OF HUGO CHAVEZ BEING SPURNED.
 
 
 

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