THIS JUST IN! THE SAD DICK!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DICK THAT REFUSES TO PULL OUT?

 

PRESIDENT OF VICE DICK IS ALARMING EVERYONE WITH HIS STATEMENTS THAT THERE WILL BE NO PULL OUT FROM IRAQ EVEN AS ENGLAND BEGINS SOMETHING RESEMBLING THAT.

 

SAID ONE WAG, "HE'S LIKE A NASTY DRUNK WHO JUST CAN'T GET OFF AND WANTS TO KEEP HUMPING OVER AND OVER EVEN THOUGH NOTHING'S HAPPENING AND IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA' HAPPEN."

 

OR AS 1 FORMER FRIEND OF CHENEY'S WHO ASKED THAT WE CALL HIM "TOOTER" EXPLAINED, "LOOK, VIAGRA JUST GETS YOU UP.  AT HIS AGE AND WITH HIS HEALTH, IT'S TO BE EXPECTED THAT THERE'S NO CLIMAX."

 

WHEN REACHED BY PHONE FOR COMMENT, VICE DICK REPLIED, "YOU STUPID F**KERS!  I'LL F**K YOU OVER GOOD!  THAT GOES FOR THAT F**KING SCOOTER LIBBY TOO!  I KNOW HE SQUEALED TO YOU!" 

 

 

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

 

Starting with war resisters.  Yesterday, Mark Wilkerson was court-martialed at Fort Lewis in Texas and sentenced to seven months in a military prison and given a bad conduct discharge. Jim Bergamo (KVUE) reports that Wilkerson's mother, wife and brother were sitting behind him during the hearing and that "it was his good behavior in that first tour of duty and after he returned to his unit in August of last year that helped sway the judge to sentence him to only seven months in jail and give him a bad conduct discharge"  while his attorney Michael Duncan told Bergamo that "in a general court-martial, no confinement is very rare".  Angela K. Brown (AP) reports that Rebecca Barker, his mother, testified about the home life: "Barker said that in 1996 her estranged husband -- who had adopted Mark as a child -- broke into their house, fatally beat her friend with a baseball bat and then beat her before Mark, then 12, intervened and ran for help.  Her husband committed suicide before his murder trial."

 

In other war resister news, El Universal reports that Agustin Aguayo's mother, Susana Aguayo, appeal to the Mexican government has been heard -- "The Foreign Relations Secretariat said it would seek information on the health and legal situation of Agustin Aguayo, who faces charges of desertion and missing troop movement. . . .  given Aguayo's 'nationality of origin and the fact that his relatives are Mexican, the department has ordered the Mexican Embassy in Germany to offer consular assistance, which consists of using its good offices to gather information on the health and legal situation' of Aguayo."  Agustin Aguayo is scheduled to be court-martialed March 6th in Germany.

 

Regarding Ehren Watada, we're going to repeat two points because they are important ones.

Last Friday's snapshot, while noting Ehren Watada, the following appeared: "John Catalinotto (Socialist Worker) observes: 'Watada's military defense lawyer -- appointed by the Army -- Capt. Mark Kim, said that he agreed with Seitz's interpretation of military law'." That was incorrect. John Catalinotto's article appeared in Workers' World, not Socialist Worker, my apologies. This was noted Tuesday, but it is important to again stress that the military attorney, Mark Kim, is in agreement with Seitz re: double-jeopardy.  Let's also repeat from yesterday: " Gregg K. Kakesako (Honolulu Star-Bulletin) reports that Eric Seitz, Watada's civilian attorney, doesn't expect a court-martial to even be possible before summer due to scheduling issues and that the military hasn't even refiled the charges for the March 19th date that Judge Toilet (John Head) was tossing around when he declared a mistrial."

 

Wilkerson, Aguayo and Watada are a part of a movement of resistance with the military that includes others such as Kyle Snyder, Patrick Hart, Ivan Brobeck, Darrell Anderson, Ricky Clousing, Aidan Delgado, Joshua Key, Camilo Meija, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Jeremy Hinzman, Stephen Funk, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Corey Glass, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Tim Richard and Kevin Benderman. In total, thirty-eight US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum.

Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline, and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.

 

 

Remember how Mark Wilkerson was sentenced to seven months in military prison?  Let's turn to the reality of the joke that is military justice.  Sgt. 1st Class Daniel Edwards Franklin is now a "private" and somehow that's "justice" in the snicker-snicker, dirty joke world of the US military.  In a press release, the US military tells you he was busted down to private as punishment determined in his court-martial today.  Punishment for?  "[I]ndecent acts upon a female Private 2nd Class in the junior Soldier's room and then lying about his involvment to CID personnel.  On 20 Ocotber 2006 Sgt. 1st Class Franklin followed a female Private 2nd Class into her room on LSA Anaconda.  He attempted to force intimate contact upon the solider."  Let's be clear because the US military tends to gloss over rape -- as does the press.  What Franklin was trying to do, "force intimate contact," is what's known as attempted rape.  Back to the press release: "During a CID interview and on the witness stand at trial" denied touching the woman or being in her room for more than five minutes.

And here's where the US military proves what a sad joke is: "A panel of officers and enlisted personnel, sentenced Sgt. 1st Class Franklin to reduction in grade to E-1."  Wow.  Aren't we all just blown away.  Wilkerson's spending seven-months in a military prison and Franklin gets no jail time for attempted rape. As noted in The Third Estate Sunday Review's "Women and the military" one in every seven US service members serving in Iraq is a woman but there's no real safety guarantees for women.  Crimes aren't punished and for any who doubt it, a superior attempts to rape a woman and his "punishment" doesn't include jail time.  It's all a joke or a game to the military but not even a game that includes the instruction "Go immediately to jail, do not collect 200 dollars." 

 

 

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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

WITH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC PRESS A GA-GA OVER ENGLAND'S PRINCE HARRY DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ AND WITH HARRY SAYING HE WANTED TO SERVE, THESE REPORTERS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CHECK IN WITH FIRST DAUGHTERS JENNA AND BARBARA.

AFTER FAILING TO FIND GIN AND TONICA BUSH IN ANY OF D.C.'S BEST KNOWN DIVES, THESE REPORTERS FINALLY STUMBLED UPON THE TWINS IN THE PARKING LOT OF A DENNY'S WHERE THEY WERE MIXING THEIR OWN BRAND OF SANGRIA FROM BOONES FARM AND BRASS MONKEY.

"WE LIKE TO START OUT SLOW," EXPLAINED BARBARA.

"US GO TO IRAQ?" JENNA ASKED WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. "NO, WE'RE THOSE OTHER THINGS."

WAR RESISTERS?

"NO," JENNA SAID WAVING HER CIGARETTE, "THAT TAKES TOO MUCH WORK. WE'RE DADDY'S GIRLS! JUST LIKE OUR DADDY!"

"JUST LIKE OUR DADDY!" AGREED BARBARA.

"OUR DADDY KEEPS US OUT OF THIS WAR AND HIS DADDY KEPT HIM OUT OF VIETNAM. DADDY'S GIRLS DO NOT SERVE!" JENNA EXCLAIMED RIPPING OFF HER TOP WITH A YEE-HAW.

FROM THE TCI WIRE:


Turning to the United States, war resister Mark Wilkerson's court-martial took place todayat Fort Hood in Texas. Shelton Green (Austin's KVUE) reports that Wilkerson spent his last night with his wife and family. Thursday, August 31st, Wilkerson spoke at Camp Casey III -- a press conference -- where he announced his intent to turn himself in after having self-checked out a year and a half ago. Angela K. Brown (AP) reported, "Wilkerson said his views of the war changed and he realized he could no longer stay in the military, so he applied for conscientious objector status. But his request was denied a month before his unit was to return to Iraq. He said he was told his appeal would not be considered until after he came back. So Wilkerson then decided not to return from the two weeks of approved leave before the January 2005 deployment."


Also on August 31st, As Mark Wilkerson was interviewed by Dennis Bernstein for KPFA's Flashpoints, discussing the expected charge of desertion, a charge that, if found guilty of, people have been executed for. Wilkerson discussed serving in Iraq and how his views changed from those he'd held at 17-years-old. He attempted to receive c.o. status but his was denied. He attempted to prepare for the rebuttal process but was informed he'd be redeploying to Iraq and any rebuttal would have to wait until his second deployment ended.
Wilkerson, in that interview, emphasized how difficult it could be to have access to news becuase not everyone has internet access and, for many, Stars & Stripes is basically it. Bernstein asked him if he regretted his decision to self-check out? Wilkerson responded, "I completely stand by my decision. For me, this was a time in my life when I decided I had to make a stand regardless of whether [it meant] prison or death".

Wilkerson wrote (last October): "Before I deployed to Iraq during OIF1, I was full of optimism for what we could do to help the people of Iraq. One of our missions, after all, was to 'win the hearts and the minds of the Iraqi people.' And in this reagard, we have failed miserably. In the year I was in Iraq, I saw kids waving American flags in the first month. Then they threw rocks. Then they planeted IEDs. Then they blew themselves and others up in city squares full of people. The only conclusion I can come up with as to why this has happened is the way the American troops have treated the Iraqi people as a whole. From random raids of whole city blocks, to checkpoints that interrupted the daily lives of the Iraqis, to incidents of torture and even massacres, a majority of Iraqis now feel as that the American soliders, once hailed as heroes and saviors, are now seen as conquerors. Civil was has erupted in the streets, and Americans are caught in the crossfire."

Earlier this month, Dick Foster (Rocky Mountain News) reported on the plea agreement that had been reached which would guarantee no "more than 10 months in prison. But he also faces a possible dishorable or bad conduct discharge and a felony conviction on his record."

Today, Wilkerson had to enter his plea and later face sentencing. Jim Bergramo (KVUE) reports: "The military judge, who is hearing the case, accepted Wilkerson's guilty plea. Wiklerson told the judge he quit the Army and made his decision with a clear mind. He also said he planned to leave his unit, and changed his address, phone number and email address so no one in his unit could find him." Angela K. Brown (AP) reports that the prosecution called no witnesses but Wilkerson's relatives "testified on his behalf . . . and more witnesses were expected later in the afternoon at the sentecing." Jim Bergamo (KVUE) quotes Iraq Veterans Against the War Kelly Dougherty stating: "For those in the military who see the war in Iraq as immoral and wrong, I think it takes a lot of courage . . . because this is not what they signed up for. The military stresses that when you're given an illegal order, it's your duty to refuse it, so I think they see it as their duty to refuse it." [Sentenced to 7 months. See last sentence in snapshot.]

War resister Agustin Aguayo faces a court-martail on March 6th in Germany. Ehren Watada is someone the US military would love to court-martial again; however, the double-jeopardy clause may prevent that. Iraq Veterans Against the War's Ryan Elsey writes (Foreign Policy in Focus) that "Lt. Watada's lawyer is hoping to invoke the principle of double jeopardy to argue that a second trial cannot lawfully take place. Just as many members of Iraq Veterans Against the War stood by Lt. Watada as he spoke before the Veterans for Peace convention, the organization stands by him now. Even though everyone in uniform is a volunteer, it is absurd to think that a contract can relinquish a human being of the responsibility to act in a just way. It is equally abominable to claim that service members should lack the right to free speech. Those who give up so much--time, energy, blood, sweat, and even their lives--to serve deserve the right to free speech more than anyone; service members have clearly given the most to earn free speech. Service members of all ranks have the right to contribute to the public debate on any war and to provide a tempering voice when issues of war are discussed. They have perspectives that are vastly more valuable than armchair punditry. And when they are ordered to carry out unjust acts and fight in immoral wars, if they choose to resist, they at the very least have the right to a fair defense. Yet, the Army is still attempting to prosecute Lt. Watada for speaking out about the Iraq War and for refusing orders. The silent majority of Americans opposed to the Iraq War must stand up and support Lt. Watada. Now is the time to praise the war's objectors as equally as we have praised the heroes who have fought and died. If we all had Lt. Watada's courage, we could finally facilitate an end to this war and steer our country toward a foreign policy based on cooperation, diplomacy, and a respect for international law."

Meanwhile, Gregg K. Kakesako (Honolulu Star-Bulletin) reports that Eric Seitz, Watada's civilian attorney, doesn't expect a court-martial to even be possible before summer due to scheduling issues and that the military hasn't even refiled the charges for the March 19th date that Judge Toilet (John Head) was tossing around when he declared a mistrial.


Wilkerson, Aguayo and Watada are a part of a movement of resistance with the military that includes others such as Kyle Snyder, Patrick Hart, Ivan Brobeck, Darrell Anderson, Ricky Clousing, Aidan Delgado, Joshua Key, Camilo Meija, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Jeremy Hinzman, Stephen Funk, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Corey Glass, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Tim Richard and Kevin Benderman. In total, thirty-eight US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum.

Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline, and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.


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LIKE JAMES GARNER AND CLINT EASTWOOD GEARING UP FOR ANOTHER SNOOZE-FEST, SUPPOSED ACTION BLOCKBUSTER, PRESIDENT OF VICE, DICK CHENEY, AND THE SHOW BOAT EXPRESS, JOHN MCCAIN, STRAPPED ON THEIR GIRDLES AND TRIED TO STRUT LIKE MEN HALF THEIR AGE.

 

VICE DICK SAID SHOW BOAT WAS WRONG FOR CALLING DONALD THE RUMSFLED ONE OF THE WORST DEFENSE SECRETARIES. 

 

VICE DICK WENT ON TO SAY THAT ALTHOUGH JOHN MCCAIN HAD SAID VICE DICK "BADLY SERVED" BULLY BOY, JOHN MCCAIN HAD WHIMPERED OVER THE PHONE APOLOGIZING AND GROVELING.

 

"THAT'S SHOW BOAT FOR YOU," VICE DICK EXPLAINED, "HE'S GOT A STRONG FRONT FOR THE PRESS BUT HE BREAKS JUST LIKE A GUANTANAMO PRISONER."

 

 

 

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

 

Meanwhile, speaking with Jason Farbman and Darrin Hoop (Socialist Worker), US war resister Darrell Anderson explains why he decided to return to the US and turn himself in, 

"I felt that I had to go to jail and stand with these other resisters.  There's nothing more powerful than soldiers who have been to Iraq saying that it's wrong, and we're not going to do it again.  That's where I believe the heart of the movement is -- in these 20 or 30 or 40 of us who resisted now. . . .  When I turned myself in, they gave me a piece of paper that asked why I'd gone AWOL.  I said because I'm a combat veteran, I have post-traumatic stress, and the war is wrong.  Basically, I said that I dare you to put my uniform on me, put my Purple Heart on me and send me to prison so people can see that we're going to jail."  On the topic of Ehren Watada and court-martials, Anderson declares: "These court-martials are the front line of where we're fighting the war.  This needs to be the focus for the antiwar movement -- Watada and all the war resisters.  We need more soldiers like Watada, and more soldiers who come back from Iraq and say, 'I'm a veteran, I watched my buddies die in Iraq, and now I'm going to jail because I won't do it anymore."

 

Agustin Aguayo is set for a March 6th court-martial in Germany.  Eric Ruder (Socialist Worker) speaks to Helga Aguayo, Agustin's wife, who tells him: "One of the care packages sent to the soldiers was a book on the history of Iraq.  He said that it really changed what he believed, I mean he was a conscientious objector, he believed that killing was wrong, but after reading that book he realized that the war in Iraq has essentially been created for the personal gain of a few people.  What he told me was that for a few corporations, it's in their best interests to keep the chaos going in Iraq.  And he just came to believe that killing is wrong, but this war is wrong, too, because it's all motivated by money."

 

Anderson, Aguayo and Watada are a part of a movement of resistance with the military that includes others such as Kyle Snyder, Patrick Hart, Ivan Brobeck, Mark Wilkerson, Ricky Clousing, Aidan Delgado, Joshua Key, Camilo Meija, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Jeremy Hinzman, Stephen Funk, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Corey Glass, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Tim Richard and Kevin Benderman. In total, thirty-eight US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum.

Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline, and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.

 

 

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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

 

ALL ON BOARD!  THE SHOW BOAT EXPRESS IS HUFFING AND PUFFING AND LYING AND MISLEADING AGAIN.

 

U.S. SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN WHO DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE OF BEING PRESIDENT BUT NO ONE WANTS TO BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY, SHOW BOATED FOR A CROWD OF ADMIRERS IN SOUTH CAROLINA -- A VERY SMALL CROWD -- AS HE DECLARED, "I THINK THAT DONALD RUMSFELD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE WORST SECRETARIES OF DEFENCE IN HISTORY."

 

THAT'S HOW THE SHOW BOAT EXPRESS WORKS, TELL THE TRUTH MONTHS, YEARS AFTER IT COULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE.  WHEN RUMSFELD BECAME RUMSFLED LAST YEAR, MCCAIN DECLARED: "HE DESERVES AMERICANS' RESPECT AND GRATITUDE".

 

SPINNING IT WHICH EVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS, JOHN MCCAIN AND HIS SHOW BOAT EXPRESS.

 

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

 

Turning to news of war resistance, Agustin Aguayo faces a March 6th court-martial in Germany. As noted Monday on Democracy Now!, Aguayo's civilian court appeal has been rejected. Matt Apuzzo (AP) reported that the US Court of Appeals rejected the request "to overturn the detention" of Aguayo who now faces up to seven years in prison if convicted of all counts (desertion and missing movement) in his court-martial next month. Meanwhile, AP reports, Susana Aguayo, Agustin's mother, is asking the Mexican government to assist her son: "In an open letter to Mexican Foreign Secretary Patricia Espinosa, Susan Aguayo
asked for 'consular assistance.' 'It is urgently necessary that the Mesican Ambassador in Berlin, Jorge Castro Valle, provide a lawyer to give him legal aid . . . before it's too late,' the letter said." Agustin Aguayo holds dual citizenship in the US and Mexico.

Meanwhile, Monica Benderman, wife of Kevin Benderman, wonders "America, Where Are You Now?" In Friday's snapshot, while noting Ehren Watada, the following appeared: "John Catalinotto (Socialist Worker) observes: 'Watada's military defense lawyer -- appointed by the Army -- Capt. Mark Kim, said that he agreed with Seitz's interpretation of military law'." That was incorrect. John Catalinotto's article appeared in Workers' World, not Socialist Worker, my apologies. Matthew Cookson (Socialist Worker -- honest) examines war resistance in Canada and focuses on Patrick Hart who self-checked out of the US military after serving in Iraq and went to Canada who states: "If your government is going to put troops in harm's way, you better have a damn good reason. We have already lost too many British and American youth, as well as the hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, which our government calls 'collateral damage'. Don't be a part of it." Another war resister in Canada is Jeremy Hinzman and Edward C. Corrigan's (Media Monitors Network) explains where his case currently stands: "Jeremy Hinzman lost his 'conscientious objection' refugee case at the IRB. He then applied to the Federal Court for a judicial review of the Immigration and Refugee Board decision rejecting his claim. However, the Federal Court upheld the negative decision but the case has been referred to the Federal Court of Appeal. The key issue is whether or not the legality of the war is a relevant issue to the claim for protection. It will be interesting to see the decision of the Federal Court of Appeal. This legal question may ultimately be decided by the Supreme Court of Canada."

Aguayo, Watada, Benderman, Hart and Hinzman are a part of a movement of resistance with the military that includes others such as Kyle Snyder, Darrell Anderson, Ivan Brobeck, Mark Wilkerson, Ricky Clousing, Aidan Delgado, Joshua Key, Camilo Meija, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Stephen Funk, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Corey Glass, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, and Tim Richard. In total, thirty-eight US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum.

Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline, and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.

 

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