Friday, July 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!
 
COORS BEER MAGNATE PETE COORS ADMITTED TODAY THAT HE WAS BUSTED IN MAY FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
 
THE SURPRISINGLY MODEST PETE NOTED THAT "I'VE ADVOCATED FOR THE RESPONSIBLE USE OF OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCTS" FOR MANY YEARS.
 
AS THE NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD HAS REPORTED, THE COORS BREWING FAMILY HAS LONG ADVOCATED FOR MUCH MORE THAN RESPONSIBLE DRINKING -- THEY'VE ALSO FOUND PLENTY OF TIME TO ENDORSE HOMOPHOBIA BOTH WITH WORDS AND "MILLIONS OF DOLLARS".
 
AS SALON HAS NOTED, PETE'S "FOUNDATIONS HAVE PROVIDED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO GROUPS THAT PROMOTE RADICAL PRIVATIZATION, INCLUDING THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION, THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE, AND THE CATO INSTITUTE."
 
PETE WAS VERY MODEST ABOUT THOSE 'ACCOMPLISHMENTS' WHEN RUNNING HIS FAILED CAMPAIGN FOR THE U.S. SENATE SO IT'S NOT ALL THAT SURPRISING THAT 'MODESTY' PREVENTED THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE 55-YEAR-OLD BEER BOY GOT BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING TWO MONTHS AGO.
 

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

THIS JUST IN! HE'S A 'SPECIAL' KIND OF FLAG WAVER!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

HE'S A 'SPECIAL' KIND OF FLAG WAVER.

MUST CREDIT CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & BULLY BOY PRESS.

MUSIC AND GLOBAL GANGSTA AND THE ORIGINAL O.D.B., BEFORE RUSSELL T. JONES EVEN THOUGHT OF THE NAME, VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY LOVES HIS SOME RED, WHITE AND BLUE.

IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE, A GREEDY KIND OF LOVE.

IN FACT, BULLY BOY PRESS AND CEDRIC'S BIG MIX HAVE LEARNED THAT THE O.D.B. IN D.C. ESCHEWED THE NORMAL OATH OF OFFICE WHEN SWORN IN TO, IN THE WORDS OF CHENEY, "KEEP IT REAL, KEEP IT DOWN LOW AND KEEP DA BLING-BLING."

MUST CREDIT CEDRIC'S BIG MIX AND BULLY BOY PRESS!


HERE IS THE OATH THE DIRTY V.P. LAID DOWN, FREE STYLE:

I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR
YOU MOTHER F**KERS,
YOU DIRTY DAMN F**KERS,
THAT I WILL SUPPORT
AND DEFEND
ME
AND ONLY ME --
YOU BETTER GET OUT MY WAY
YOU BETTER GET OUT MY.
THAT I WILL PUT ME FIRST
AND FOREMOST
AND THAT ANY PEEP
WHO DON'T GIVE ME MY PROPS
IS AN ENEMY
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC
THAT I WILL TAKE OUT
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
BE THEY A CRITIC
OR THE WIFE OF A CRITIC
NAMED OR UNNAMED
MESS WITH ME
AND THEY GET PLAMED.
AIN'T NOBODY
NOT DA JOHNNY FED
NOT DA PO-PO
BETTER GET IN MY WAY
'LESS THEY WANT DA BOLO
UPSIDE DA' HEAD.
NO DISRESPEZZY
GOT DA FO-FOS
AND THE YAK YAK
ON MY RIDE
ON DA SIDE
AS PULL UP
AND DO DA' BRINX
I'LL DO WHAT I WANNA
COZ DA REAL SCORE
IS I
THINK THAT
THIS COUNTRY STINKS.
WORD


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

THIS JUST IN! KNEE PADS ON THE LEFT TOO!

BULLY BOY PRESS - REAL WORLD
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
SOME HO'S PROMOTE ANYTHING.
 
THEY PROMOTE SEXIST, RACIST WEBSITES THAT GIVE THEM AN OCCASSIONAL SHOUT OUT.  THEY PROMOTE THEIR OWN TV APPEARANCES AND REMIND PEOPLE "WRITE IN AND SAY HOW MUCH YOU LOVED SEEING ME!"
 
SOME HO'S PROMOTE ANYTHING BUT MAINLY THEY PROMOTE THEMSELVES.
 
IN A BULLY BOY PRESS EXCLUSIVE, REBECCA SAYS SHE FEELS "LIKE GOING INTO DESTROY MODE."  PROMISING AN EXPLOSIVE POST FILLED WITH UNEXPLORED TOPICS SUCH AS WHEN A NON CALL IN SHOW TAKES A CALL IN AND MUCH MORE. 
 
SHE ALSO SAYS "THE THING ABOUT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WHO CAN BE A REALLY BITCH IS THAT IF YOU ASK HER TO BE YOUR BITCH, SHE'S SO THERE.  WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE THERE BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND GRANTS MAY BE ENTERING THE DRY SEASON."
 
WATCH FOR IT!
 
IN THE MEANTIME ASK YOURSELF "CAN A HO AND A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN FIND HAPPINESS?"  2 DIGESTS SUGGEST THEY CAN.  BUT JUST AS BRITNEY'S MARRIAGE DESTROYED HER CAREER, OTHER MARRIAGES (ROMANTIC AND SELF-SERVING) CAN DESTROY TOO. 
 
 
 
 

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

THIS JUST IN! THE DO NOTHING ADMINISTRATION SAYS "KEEP DOING NOTHING!"

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

THE DO NOTHING ADMINISTRATION SAYS "KEEP DOING NOTHING!"

THIS REPORTER SPOKE WITH ZALMAY KHALILZAD WHO WENT FROM BEING THE US POINT MAN IN AFGHANISTAN TO THE POINT MAN IN IRAQ WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE BEING THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC AND BECOMING THE C.E.O. OF ENRON.

AFTER LAUGHING WITH AMBASSADOR KHALILZAD OVER TALES OF DEXTER FILKINS LAP DANCES FOR THE U.S. MILITARY, OUR TALK TURNED SERIOUS.

HE CONCEEDED THAT ""THERE IS SIGNIFICANT SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT."


BUT HE SHIED AWAY FROM LABELING A CIVIL WAR WHILE AT THE SAME TIME DECLARING THAT A U.S. "DEPARTURE COULD UNLEASH A SECTARIAN CIVIL WAR."

ROUGHLY HE IS SAYING WE MAY BE AT THE POINT OF A CIVIL WAR, THOUGH HE DOES NOT LIKE THE TERM, BUT IF WE LEAVE IT WILL BE A CIVIL WAR, AND HE IS HAPPY TO USE THE TERM THEN.

SO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING.

IT WILL STAY IN IRAQ INCREASING THE VIOLENCE AND POSSIBLY AMBASSADOR KHALILZAD WILL DECIDE HE DOES NOT MIND USING "CIVIL WAR" TO DESCRIBE REALITY. POSSIBLY HE WILL NOT.

BUT THE CURRENT "LOGIC" FROM D.C. IS THAT WE MAY BE SEEING THE BEGINNING OF A CIVIL WAR BUT WE CANNONT LEAVE BECAUSE IT MIGHT CAUSE A CIVIL WAR.

LIKE A REALLY BAD BLIND DATE THAT CANNOT END BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN, THE "LOGIC" SAYS WE MUST STAY, MORE US TROOPS AND MORE IRAQIS MUST DIE, AND NO ONE MUST EVER POINT THAT THE ONLY MUSHROOM CLOUD D.C. HAS SEEN RECENTLY CAME FROM A POWDER ROOM AFTER CONDI RICE DEPARTED.



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Monday, July 10, 2006

THIS JUST IN! ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKS CHILD LABOR LAWS!

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKS CHILD LABOR LAW!
 
 
 
The minimum age for employment is 14 years old. There are some exceptions such as newspaper delivery; performing in radio, television, movie, or theatrical productions; and work for parents in their solely-owned nonfarm business (except in manufacturing or in hazardous jobs).
 
 
THAT IS THE LAW.  THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IS IN VIOLATION.
 
 
A CHILD UNDER 10 IS WRITING FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS!
 
THE LITTLE BOY'S NAME IS GEORGE GEDDA.
 
 
There are still disagreements over such issues as global warming, the death penalty and the U.S.-run prison at Guantanamo Bay, but it is still hard to remember a time when U.S.-German relations were on a sounder footing.
 
PROVING THAT HE HAS NO MEMORY OF U.S. AND GERMAN RELATIONS PRIOR TO THE BULLY BOY'S OCCUPATION OF THE OVAL OFFICE, GEORGE GEDDA OUTS HIMSELF AS UNDER 10 SINCE ANYONE OLDER WOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER A TIME WHEN RELATIONS BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES "WERE ON A SOUNDER FOOTING." 
 
MOST RECENTLY THAT TIME WAS CALLED "THE CLINTON ERA."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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