Monday, April 01, 2024

THIS JUST IN! CAITLYN JENNER AND MARTINA NAVRATILOVA'S SUICIDE PACT!

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CAITLYN JENNER AND MARTINA NAVRATILOVA DIED TODAY IN A SCISSORING GONE SORELY WRONG.  THE TRANSHATING WOMEN WERE IN DENIAL ABOUT THEIR AGE -- AMONG OTHER THINGS -- AND REFUSED TO USE LUBRICANTS.


MARTINA WAS PRETENDING THAT IT WAS STILL 1987 AND PEOPLE KNEW WHO SHE WAS WHILE CAITLYN WAS PRETENDING SHE WAS TONGUING DONALD TRUMP'S RIGHT LOAFER WHILE HE PUT HIS LEFT FOOT DOWN ON HER NECK WHEN BOTH WOMEN NOTICED TOO LATE THE SMELL OF SMOKE AND REALIZED THE FRICTION HAD STARTED A FIRE.


REACHED FOR COMMENT, DAUGHTER KENDALL JENNER STATED, "CAITLYN WAS A CONTINUAL EMBARRASSMENT TO ME.  THE HATE SHE PROJECTED ONTO OTHERS FINALLY RESULTED IN HER OWN DEMISE.  I WISH I COULD TELL YOU SHE WILL BE MISSED BUT I DON'T LIKE TO LIE."


KENDALL THEN ATTEMPTED TO HANG UP BUT WE STOPPED HER ASKING HER FOR A COMMENT ABOUT MARTINA.


"WHO?"


EXACTLY.



FROM THE TCI WIRE:


Yesterday, in NYC, it was a gathering of presidents as President Joe Biden was joined by former presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama for a big fundraiser.  That's a single sentence and does not have enough interest for me to include it in the snapshot  -- let alone open with it.  What makes it news to me?  Michael Williams, MJ Lee and Donald Judd (CNN) report:

             

The event was interrupted at least four times by protesters, with at least three calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.

“That’s alright. Let them go. There’s a lot of people who are very, very — there are too many innocent victims, Israeli and Palestinian. We’ve got to get more food and medicine, supplies into the Palestinians,” Biden said, according to journalists in the room, following one interruption. “But we can’t forget, Israel is in a position where its very existence is at stake. You have to have all those people. They weren’t killed. They were massacred. They were massacred.”

Ahead of the fundraiser, hundreds of demonstrators took to the streets of Midtown Manhattan to protest Biden’s support for Israel amid its war in Gaza and call for a ceasefire. Biden has called for a temporary ceasefire and the release of hostages held by Hamas.     


How embarrassing.  That's like a Hillary Clinton visits a college campus appearance.

Jeff Mason (TIMES OF ISRAEL) adds:


“Shame on you, Joe Biden!” one yelled.

Obama and Clinton offered a presidential perspective of the Gaza crisis that stressed the political realities of being in the White House.

A president needs to be able to support Israel at the same time as fighting for Palestinians to have more access to food, medical supplies and a future state, they said.

“It’s a lonely seat,” Obama said. “One of the realities of the presidency is that the world has a lot of joy and beauty, but it also has a lot of tragedy and cruelty.”



Boo!  Boo!  Let's all boo that from Barack!  Poor, little president, such a rough job.  What could be worse?


Uh, try living in Palestine right now for starters.

This was a fundraiser.  They're getting heckled at a fundraiser.  That's how deeply unpopular the US government's embrace of the assault on Gaza is.


The whole thing was a nightmare.  And that includes the visuals.  Who decided, for example, that the three men -- at a pricey fundraiser -- should all go tieless?  Did they think that made them look like regular people?


It didn't work for any of them but especially not for Bill.  He needed that tie to avoid people wondering if he'd stolen one of Hillary Clinton's pant suits for the night.  







There are other campaigns taking place.  Marianne Williamson, for example, relaunched her campaign for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination not to secure the nomination -- Joe Biden has it -- but to raise important and needed issues.




Marianne Williamson:  Ten years ago, if I was, after I'd seen a patient and I told the patient what medicine or what treatment I wanted, ten years ago the question would have been, "What are the side effects?"  Today, the question is often -- more often, "How much will it cost me?"  You have 18 million Americans who cannot afford to pay for the prescriptions that their doctors give them.  And I don't believe that incremental changes are going to fix this.  We are already in crisis mode.  And if Washington doesn't see it, the average American does see it. People are living with-with the silent emergencies of poverty.  The silent emergencies of hunger.  You know we talk about COVID being an emergency.  COVID was what's called a screaming emergency.  Once the president declared that it was no longer an emergency and millions of people were thrown off Medicaid and SNAP benefits.  People were basically just told "Go back to life as you were living it" which was already an emergency -- a constant emergency.  The emergency of poverty.  The emergency of hunger.  The emergency of having to work two or three jobs just to put food on the table.  And I'll tell you something, at this point, what we should see as the emergency of hopelessness.  We should not talk about this mental health crisis as anything other than an emergency of hopelessness. and despair. 


Last Saturday, Democratic Party primaries were held in Louisiana and in Missouri.  Joe won both, no surprise.  In Louisiana, Marianne came in second with 4.7% of the vote and in Missouri she came in third with 1.6% of the vote -- second place went to "Uncommitted" which received 11.7% of the vote. 


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