YESTERDAY CELEBRITY IN CHIEF BARRY O HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TALK UP THE ECONOMY AND AS USUAL THE SCATTER BRAINED CELEB COULD TALK OF MANY MANY THINGS BUT DID NOT REASSURE AMERICANS THAT HE EITHER UNDERSTOOD THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OR THAT HE FELT THEIR PAIN.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, ROBERT GIBBS -- WHITE HOUSE PLUS-SIZE SPOKESMODEL -- DECLARED, "OF COURSE HE FEELS THEIR PAIN! THE LITTLE PEOPLE MATTER TO BARRY O. IT WAS THEIR BACKS HE WALKED ACROSS TO GET TO THE TOP."
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Diane Rehm: But explain this power sharing arrangement that's in place now, Nancy?
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