Wednesday, July 24, 2024

THIS JUST IN! TRUMP STINKS!

BULLY BOY PRESS CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB  & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS  -- THE KOOL AID TABLE


TODAY THE CAMPAIGN OF CONVICTED FELON DONALD TRUMP DECLARED THAT, IN LIGHT OF THIS MONTH'S ATTACK THAT LED TO  TRUMP WEARING A MAXI-PAD ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD FOR A FULL WEEK (HE HAS SINCE DOWNGRADED TO A SMALLER FEMININE SANITARY NAPKIN), TRUMP WOULD NO LONGER BE DOING OUTDOOR CAMPAIGN RALLIES.




THE IMPLICATIONS ARE IMMENSE  AND -- AS MOTHER TUCKER CARLSON INSISTED -- INTENSE!  


WE MET UP WITH TRUMP -- MUST CREDIT THESE REPORTERS  BULLY BOY PRESS CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB  & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS  -- WHO CREATED A STIR IN NORTH CAROLINA TODAY WHEN SEVERAL PASSERBYERS STARTED POINTING AND SCREAMING, "LOOK!  THERE'S ONE!  IT'S REALLY COME FAR FROM OAK ISLAND!"  THE SMALL CROWD RAN TOWARDS HIM BUT APPROACHED MORE SLOWLY AS THEY GOT CLOSER AND REALIZED THEY HAD NOT IN FACT SPOTTED A BEACHED WHALE BUT INSTEAD A CONVICTED FELON AND FORMER PRESIDENT.


SHAKING THEIR HEADS THEY BACKED AWAY LEADING CONVICTED FELON TRUMP TO BRAG TO THESE REPORTERS,  "PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH THEY ARE INTIMIDATED BY ME."

WE ASKED TRUMP ABOUT THE CHANGE OF VENUES AND HE CONFIRMED THAT HE WILL NOW ONLY BE DOING INDOOR GATHERINGS.

IS HE WORRIED ABOUT THE PEOPLE?

"BEING SHOT?"

NO.

HAVING TO SMELL HIM.

AN OUTDOOR GATHERING DID A LOT TO DISSIPATE TRUMP'S FOUL STENCH BUT, INDOORS, HIS BODY ODOR WOULD BE STRONGLY CONCENTRATED AND VERY HARD FOR PEOPLE TO ENDURE.


"NO PROBLEM," THE CONVICTED FELON TOLD US. "BEFORE EVERY SPEECH, LEGAL NON-EXPERT JONATHAN TURLEY WILL LICK MY RIGHT ARMPIT CLEAN AND SKIDMARKS VANCE WILL LICK MY LEFT ARMPIT CLEAN AND THAT'LL LEAVE MY MESSY ASS CRACK FOR GLYNNETH GREENWALD."

SO PROBLEM SOLVED?

STAY TUNED.


FROM THE TCI WIRE:


Long before Jill was failing as a candidate for president, she failed as a candidate for other offices.  


In 2002, she ran for office and lost.  In 2004, she ran for office and lost.  We'll skip her Town Meeting 'credentials' and move on to her run for governor 2002 where, yes, she lost.  In 2006, she ran for Secretary of the Common Wealth and . . . she . . . lost.  2010 found her again running for governor and again losting -- distant fourth place.  2012 found her running for president of the United States because five losing races in a row screams "I can do the job!"  and besides serial plagiarist Chris Hedges endorsed her.  Maybe that endorsement is why she lost?  In 2016, she again ran for president because, well, honestly, she didn't have anything else to do -- or anything else to do with her pathetic life.  She lost again.


For some perspective, in 2000, Ralph Nader was the Green Party's presidential candidate and received 2,882,955 votes.  The best Jill's ever done was in the 2016 with 1,457,216.  That's bad but for those who don't really get it, population increases (except in war torn countries).  In 2000, there were 209.1 million US adults but in 2016, the figure rose to 249, 372,462.  That was forty million more adults -- forty million more voters -- that a real candidate could have picked up.  Sloppy Jill didn't though.  She's never been able to match -- let alone exceed -- the number of voters Ralph Nader won.  

She's just that pathetic and just that awful.

But, hey, waste everyone's time and make her the presidential nominee for the third time.


Unlike Jill - -the wacko doctor that preached the anti-vaccine screed until it became a media liability for her -- Kamala held office.  Kamala won elections.  

In 2003, she won the election for San Francisco District Attorney.  In 2010?  Elected Attorney General of California and re-elected in 2014.  2016 saw her elected to the US Senate.  2020's election resulted in her becoming the vice president of the United States.

See, unlike Jill, Kamala is electable.


It must be sad for Jill that the only slugline by her name is "Putin's pal."  Where there are butchers, there is Jill Stein.

She snarled -- Jill, check and see if you've had an early stroke, "What does it say about the Democratic Party that they best they can do is Joe Biden or Kamala Harris?"

I think that's the question for your party:  What does it say about the Green Party that they keep making you their nominee.

You're 74 years old, grandma, shouldn't you have retired long, long ago.

Her mind says she's already sitting on the porch in her rocker which explains her speaking of Ralph Nader running for president and Democrats challenging him in court "in I think it was the 2004 or 2006 election to deplete his resources."


You think it was 2004 or 2006?


Ralph Nader ran for president.  There was no 2006 presidential election.  We all question your sanity and your slide into senility unless this is just another lie form you, Jill


She insists the Democrats are bad and "tying us up with trivia."  Isn't  it always great to hear a whore talk?  That's not trivia, dear, they're called laws.

She could have dedicated her many failed runs for office to the issue of ballot access but that wouldn't let her whine about what the Democrats are doing.

Here's the reality on that: She benefits from it.  The Republicans back her campaign.  They give money to it because the hope is that, as in 2016, she'll get just enough votes to help a Republican into the White House.  And while she whines about herself and her friend Robert Kennedy Junior, the reality is it's Republican Party money that's keeping both campaigns afloat.  They're non-starters and two losers, but thanks to the Republican Party, they can pretend they're real candidates.

The Democrats are not inventing rules and regulations to apply to you, Jill, they're insisting that you abide by the legal requirements in place.

Boo-hoo that you can't.  Boo-hoo that you hired people to, for example, gather signatures and because they're hired that don't do the quality of work that actual volunteers would do for you.  

I believe in ranked choice voting.  Maybe Jill should have spent the last 20 or so years working on that issue.  Wouldn't have gotten her into elected office, no, but none of her campaigns for elected office got her into office either.


Not being able to make the ballot because you didn't abide by the rules is not "authoritarianism" or "fascism" and you look like an idiot when you claim otherwise.  Around the world, real people struggle with fascist regimes and authoritarian ones and your whines come off as ridiculous and fake as everything else that has ever come out of your damn mouth.

She then made it worse.  Challenging her petition signatures or other requirements?  Jill informed, "This is as bad as Trump undermining the balance of power after the election."

Donald Trump led a failed coup, a violent coup, against the United States and Jill wants to say that legal challenges are "as bad"?  


She showed further stupidity by claiming the US could do what France just did.  No, that's not possible because the US doesn't have the French parliament system.  She's an idiot and that is her Joe Biden moment by the way, she's visibly stressed trying to come up with the term "united front" and she scratching her face in panic and doing something weird with her eyes and then trying to recover from her senility slip by mumbling, "There's a member of -- a former member of the Panthers.  Dhoruba -- I forget his last name."

Of course you do, White Karen, of course you do.

I believe she's speaking of Dhoruba al-Mujahid bin Wahad.   But who knows?  This was her Joe Biden moment and she looked as old and senile as she could.

She says Donald Trump and Kamala Harris are the same.   And then she slips into another Joe moment where not only does she stumble over words, she also has we

 
Kamala Harris, the genocider, the uhm cop uh protector uhm you know the uh  the uh mmmmh censorship advocate,   the assault on our civil liberties.  Everything, you know.  Whether it's Kamala Harris  leading the charge here or Donald Trump, in my view, it's not much different.   I see this very much as uhm Malcom X described it,  you know, with the   wolf at least, uh -- No, I'm sorry the wolf -- the wolf -- it can be hard to read uhm [long pause while she looks to her right}.  No, I have it backwards.

You have so much backwards, Jill, so much.



If you're not getting how senile Jill has become.  Seconds later, she will speak of this November's election and declare the need to fight them "remembering this is a three-way race among genociders.  You have RFK, Trump and Biden who are all leading the charge for genocide."

Uhm, no.

Someone call from granny's nurse.  She thinks RFK is in the race.  RFK died, granny Jill, sixty years ago.  Junior is the one running.  As for Biden?  Joe dropped out Sunday.  So you've lost your long term memory and your short term memory both.

And don't claim it was a one time slip.  Seconds later she repeated this nonsense,  "We have two greater evil choices or rather three.  Three greater evil choices between RFK, Trump and Biden."


If they nominate her next month, the Green Party is over as a political party but they can certainly continue as a comedy improv troupe. 


She also attacked Cornel West and that was what I was planning to write about when I streamed the video last night; however, this morning, as I'm dictating the snapshot, the things above are what come back to me.

Cornel is a real candidate.  Jill is not.  She liked Cornel when she planned to control him.  Cornel thought she was a friend.  Realizing the truth about her was hard for Cornel because he's too trusting.  But it was a learning experience for him and he's a better candidate for it.  She wants him to drop out but won't call for that because she doesn't believe in making that call, she says.  Then she whines, "Would you please think strategically here and take a look at France and see how we beat back the fascist chance." 

Again, that's not how it works in the US.  She's an idiot and she's senile.  


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"THIS JUST IN! GERIATRIC JILL!"




 

Sunday, July 21, 2024

THIS JUST IN! GERIATRIC JILL!

BULLY BOY PRESS CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB  & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS  -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

WITH JOE BIDEN DROPPING OUT OF THE RACE FOR PRESIDENT, IT'S NOW A TWO-PERSON RACE FOR WHO CAN BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS NOMINEE AND THE BATTLE'S BETWEEN GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT DONALD TRUMP AND GERIATRIC JILL STEIN.


IN 2012, GERIATRIC JILL RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND FAILED.  BIG TIME FAILED.  IN 2016, GERIATRIC JILL AGAIN RAN AND FAILED BIG TIME.


8 YEARS LATER AND THE 74-YEAR-OLD LIFETIME FAILURE WANTS TO BE THE NOMINEE AGAIN.  


THE MIND'S COMPLETELY GONE BY NOW WHICH IS WHY HER OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN WEBSITE STATES:


I'm running for president with the Green Party to offer a choice for the people outside the failed two-party system. We'll put a pro-worker, anti-war, climate action agenda front and center in this election and on the ballot in November.


THE UGLY, STUPID LIAR HAS GONE SENILE.  SHE IS NOT THE GREEN PARTY PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE.  SHE LIKELY WILL BECOME THAT -- AND, IF THAT HAPPENS, THE GREEN PARTY WILL BE ADMITTING HOW EMPTY AND FULL OF IDEAS AND PEOPLE THEY ACTUALLY ARE BY RUNNING A 74-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS ALREADY LOST TWICE.  

BUT THE GREEN PARTY WILL DECIDE THEIR NOMINEE AT THEIR POLITICAL PARTY CONVENTION WHICH -- STUPIDLY -- WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL MEET-UP BUT INSTEAD WILL TAKE PLACE VIRTUALLY ONLINE.  IT IS TO BE HELD FROM AUGUST 15, 2024 TO AUGUST 18, 2024.


UNTIL THEN, THE PARTY DOES NOT HAVE A PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE. 


JILL IS A LIAR AND THE BRAIN HAS GONE -- MAYBE SHE CAUGHT SOMETHING AFTER RAILING AGAINST VACCINES? -- SHE IS NOT THE NOMINEE AND SHOULD STOP LYING ON HER WEBSITE.  SOMEONE GET HER A SWEATER AND TAKE HER OFF TO A NURSING HOME.  FYI, THE OTHER BIG THIRD PARTY, THE LIBERATRIAN PARTY, DOES HAVE A NOMINEE: CHASE OLIVER WHO IS 38.  ONE PARTY FIGHTS THE GERITOCRACY WHILE THE GREEN PARTY EMBRACES IT.


REACHED FOR COMMENT, JIL STEIN ASKED THESE REPORTERS, "WHAT IS IT?  IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE ON?  WHERE'S MY APPLE SAUCE?  I STILL HAVE MY DENTURES IN, WHERE'S MY APPLE SAUCE."


FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Last night, Team Biden sent out a message from US President Joe Biden.  It opened, "I'm sick..." and then continued:


 …of Elon Musk trying to buy this election for himself and his billionaire buddies.

Did you see he pledged 45 million bucks a month to help reelect Donald Trump in November? I’m not kidding. 


But you are, Joe, but you are.


The reason most people opened that e-mail after the headline of "I'm sick . . ." is because Joe is, in fact, sick.  He has COVID.  Again.  This is his third time.   Ana Faguy and Tom Bateman (BBC NEWS)  notes:

President Joe Biden faces new questions over his candidacy in the November election - with his campaign events currently on pause due to a Covid-19 infection.

The top two Democrats in the US Congress, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, are both reported to have met him individually to express concerns over his bid for the White House.

Nancy Pelosi, the former House Speaker, has also privately told him that he cannot beat Donald Trump in November's election, according to CNN.

Mr Biden’s re-election attempt was already being buffeted by growing dissent among top Democrats after his disastrous debate performance against Donald Trump last month.

Announcing his Covid infection on Wednesday, Mr Biden's press secretary said the 81-year-old was facing mild symptoms.

He would isolate at his home in Delaware while carrying out "all of his duties fully", said Karine Jean-Pierre. She added that the president was vaccinated and boosted. He has tested positive for Covid twice before. 


He was already on limited campaigning -- roughly from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm.  And how he's got off the campaign trail?  This is nonsense.  We're expected to shut up and accept his lousy campaigning and his mental decline and now he's also got to take time off for COVID -- third time COVID?

He needs to step aside.  He's not up to four more years.  He needs to step aside and let a healthy and robust candidate step forward and save the election. In last night's ",Step aside, COVID Joe" Elaine noted the polls, noted the drag he was on other Democratic Party candidates in their down ticket races and noted his bizarre attack in a Zoom call last Saturday where he snapped at US House Rep Jason Crow, "Tell me something you've ever done with your Bronze Star like my son."  As Elaine pointed out, "Also, not a good look.  Being proud of your son?  Great.  But, Joe, you didn't serve in Vietnam.  It looks a little cowardly for you to bring up your son to Crow who served several tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. "  


A strong majority of Democrats want President Joe Biden to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race, new polling finds, as faith in his mental fitness drops and Democratic lawmakers are stepping up their efforts to replace him with a different candidate.

AP-NORC’s latest polling released Wednesday finds that 65 percent of Democrats say that Biden should step aside and allow the party to choose a different candidate. Only 35 percent say that he should stay in the race.

Opposition to Biden’s continued candidacy is especially strong among younger people — a key demographic for Democrats — with 75 percent of those aged 18 to 44 agreeing that he should withdraw, though a strong majority of those older than 45 also believe another candidate should be selected.

The findings come amid growing concern over Biden’s health, with only 3 in 10 Democrats saying they’re “extremely” or “very” confident that Biden can effectively serve as president, down by roughly 10 percentage points from a February AP-NORC poll.

These concerns were largely sparked after Biden’s disastrous debate performance at the end of June, though progressives have long been warning Biden that he is risking his chances of winning due to his funding of Israel’s genocide in Gaza. Concerns about his health have compounded in recent weeks, however, with the president doubling down on his candidacy even as he continues to make embarrassing gaffes in every public appearance.


On THE MAJORITY REPORT, Sam and Emma note all the problems Joe Biden is creating for their party.





In further bad news for Joe, THE NATIONAL reports:

The US announced on Wednesday that it will end aid delivery to Gaza through its temporary pier and instead send relief for the Palestinian enclave to Ashdod port in Israel.

The pier was plagued by many issues including severe weather damage, ensuring security and increasing aid to Gazans, who are wrestling with worsening humanitarian aid crises.

But the US insists the temporary pier was "successful" despite the challenges.



$230 million wasted by Joe on this project.  Promised in his State of the Union Address and presented as we're going to rush to get this done project.  It didn't actually start construction until May.  Late opening and no real results to speak of although it was apparently used by the Israeli government in the staging of at least one attack on Palestinian civilians.

The pier may be the best exxample of the inertia of Joe's administration.



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