Friday, April 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! THEY'RE LOSING IT IN DC!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC
THIS JUST IN!
THEY'RE LOSING IT IN DC!
BULLY BOY HAS MADE A FANATICAL CLAIM THAT HAS SOME WORRIED ABOUT THE SANITY LEVEL IN THE OVAL OFFICE. BULLY BOY HAS STATED THAT HARRY REID, THE SENATE'S MINORITY LEADER, IS "SINGLE-HANDEDLY THWARTING" HIS ATTEMPTS TO CRIMINALIZE UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS. THOSE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE SANITY LEVEL OF THE BULLY BOY MERELY CHUCKLE AT THE THOUGHT OF SUPER BENDY "THWARTING" ANYTHING.
IN OTHER NEWS OF THE ADMINISTRATION'S SINKING SHIP, LAURA BUSH HAS HIT THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL IN AN ATTEMPT TO . . . WELL NO ONE REALLY KNOWS. JUST ANOTHER CASE OF SEND IN THE FEMBOT!

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY GOT SOME HARD LEARNING DISABILITIES!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY GOT SOME HARD LEARNING DISABILITIES!
WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG SCOTTY MCCLELLAN DECLARED TODAY, "THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT AN INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING AGENCY."
ON MAY 29, 2003, BULLY BOY STATED, "WE HAVE FOUND THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION."
THAT WAS NOT TRUE.
TWO DAYS PRIOR TO THAT ANNOUNCEMENT, A PENTAGON TEAM HAD CONCLUDED THIS WAS NOT TRUE. THE REPORT WAS SENT BACK TO THE BULLY BOY. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT CONTAIN ILLUSTRATIONS.
"ARE THERE ANY GOATS IN THIS?" BULLY BOY ASKED AT THE TIME WHEN THE REPORT WAS HANDED TO HIM. "I LIKE PET GOATS. AND TURTLES. DICK LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE. HE LOOKS LIKE A SNAPPING TURTLE. HE'S AWAYS READY TO BARK. MAYBE HE'S A DOG? I LIKE DOGS. ESPECIALLY LITTLE DOGS THAT I CAN CARRY AROUND LIKE A CLUTCH PURSE. MAMA DID NOT LIKE IT WHEN I DRESSED UP LIKE HER WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID. 'GEORGE! GET OUT OF MY SHOES! GEORGE PUT MY BRA BACK IN THE DRAWER!' IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH HER. WHY DO SOME PEOPLE SAY 'BRA' AND SOME PEOPLE SAY 'BRO'? YOU EVER WONDER THAT? OR LIKE WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THE WALLS ARE MOVING RIGHT NOW. PRETTY COOL, HUH?"
SPOKESPERSON AND LAP DOG SCOTTY ASSURED THE PRESS THAT BULLY BOY WAS NOT ON DRUGS BUT JUST HAD A HIGHLY "INQUISITIVE NATURE."

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

THIS JUST IN! IT TAKES A VILLAGE OF CREEPS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
IT TAKES A VILLAGE OF CREEPS!
 
WHILE ALL FINGERS CONTINUE TO POINT TO BULLY BOY AS THE LEAKER IN THE CHIEF IN THE OUTING OF VALERIE PLAME, PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO NOTE THE BULLY BOY POSSE.
 
CHIEF AMONG THOSE GETTING ATTENTION IS JAMES TOBIN WHO IS KNOWN NOT JUST AS BULLY BOY'S "CAMPAIGN CHAIRMAN FOR THE NEW ENGLAND REGION IN 2004" BUT ALSO ONE OF THREE CONVICTED IN THE PLAN TO JAME DEMOCRATIC PHONE LINES DURING THE 2002 ELECTION. 
 
BUT BULLY BOY REMINDED THAT THERE WAS ROOM IN THE CORRUPTION BIG TENT FOR ALL.  LIKE BRIAN J. DOYLE THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY WHO WAS ARRESTED LAST WEEK AND "CHARGED WITH SEVEN COUNTS OF USE OF A COMPUTER TO SEDUCE A CHILD, AND 16 COUNTS OF TRANSMISSION OF HARMFUL MATERIAL TO A MINOR."
 
OR CLAUDE ALLEN WHO APPARENTLY HAD HIS OWN VERSION OF THE BAIT & SWITCH GOING ON.
 
AND, OF COURSE, THE ONE AND ONLY SCOOTS LIBBY.
 
BULLY BOY WAS HEARD TO REMARK,  "IF I END UP IN PRISON, I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS THERE.  WHERE'S KENNY BOY?"
 
 

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Monday, April 10, 2006

THIS JUST IN! THE BIG DRIP BECOMES THE BIG LEAK!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN! 
 
THE BIG DRIP BECOMES THE BIG LEAK!
 
 
 
 
THROUGHT THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND THE HALLS OF CONGRESS TONGUES WON'T STOP WAGGING OVER THE REVELATIONS OF SCOOTER LIBBY BEING AUTHORIZED BY THE WHITE HOUSE TO LEAK.
 
SOME CALL HIM THE "LEAKER IN CHIEF"  WHILE SOME CALL HIM UNPRINTABLES.  SENATOR ARLEN SPECTER CALLS ON HIM TO EXPLAIN THE LEAK.
 
NOT SINCE THE DOG WET ON THE SANDWICHES AUNT EDNA ATE IN THE MOVIE VACATION HAS A LEAK GOTTEN SO MUCH ATTENTION.
 
NO CONFIRMATION YET ON WHETHER OR NOT DONALD RUMSFELD HAS REALLY CALLED BULLY BOY A "BED WETTER."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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