THIS JUST IN! JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC

THIS JUST IN!

JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!

JOHN BOEHNER, REPUBLICAN CONGRESS MEMBER FROM OHIO, HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND RISING STAND UP COMIC, DECLARED IN CONGRESS TODAY ON IRAQ, "ACHIEVING VICTORY IS OUR ONLY OPTION. WE MUST NOT SHY AWAY."

"WE?"

BOEHNER DROPPING OUT OF CONGRESS AND ENLISTING! BECAUSE HE MUST NOT SHY AWAY! PICKING UP A RIFLE AND OFF TO IRAQ!




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THIS JUST IN! IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY ...

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY ...

 

HE WILL BE TREATED WITH THE REVERENCE BEFITTING A GOD.

 

NO ONE WILL CALL HIM "MR. BULLY BOY" AND NO ONE WILL SMACK GUM.

 

ONLY ONE SASS MOUTH IS ALLOWED IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY AND THAT SASS MOUTH BELONGS TO THE ALMIGHTY BULLY BOY -- AND TO HIM ONLY.

 

TODAY, BULLY BOY HANDED DOWN ANOTHER COMMANDMENT:

 

THOU SHALT NOT WEAR SUNGLASSES IN MY PRESENCE.

 

BULLY BOY MOCKED AND RIDICULED A REPORTER WHO WORE SUNGLASSES.  LIKE A SPOILED BABY OR A PETTY TYRANT, BULLY BOY WAS AT HIS MOST PRISSY AND MOST RIDICULOUS AS HE FORGOT, YET AGAIN, THAT HE IS NOT A KING, HE IS NOT A GOD AND HE IS NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO ASK DIRECTIONS FROM LET ALONE BE IMPRESSED BY.

 

HE IS A SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE.

 

BUT TODAY HE BEHAVED LIKE HIS OWN MOTHER, SNARLING BEHIND A JOKE: PETTY AND CATTY.

 

IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY, THE NUMBER ONE COMMANDMENT, ABOVE ALL OTHERS IS THAT THE BULLY BOY MUST BE WORSHIPPED.  NUMBER TWO IS THAT HE MUST BE HUMORED.

 

 

 

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THIS JUST IN! A BULLY BABY IS BORN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

A BULLY BABY IS BORN!

 

TO THE TAX PAYERS OF AMERICA, ON THIS FINE DAY, COMES THE NEWS OF A BULLY BOY BEING BORN.  "HARK!" THE TERRIBLE BULLIES SING, "JOY TO THE SCREW THE TAX PAYER THING."

 

IN THE FALL OF 2005, THE U.S. CONGRESS DECIDED THAT THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL'S JET SHOULD BE SHARED WITH HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY MICHAEL LEAVITT "IN TIMES OF EMERGENCIES AND IN THE DAYS FOLLOWING SUCH EMERGENCIES."

 

LEAVITT HAS TAKEN THAT TO MEAN HE CAN MAKE 19 TRIPS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NON-EMERGENCY TASK OF PRESS CONFERENCES FOR NON-EMERGENCY ISSUES.  HE HAS USED THE JET ON 19 TRIPS AT A COST TO TAX PAYERS OF AT LEAST $720,000. 

 

TWICE, WHEN THERE WERE ACTUAL EMERGENCIES FOR THE CDC "THE CDC WAS FORCED TO USE ANOTHER PLANE BEACUASE LEAVITT WAS USING THE GULFSTREAM."

 

AS THE 1ST SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICESTO HAVE ACCESS THE PLANE FOR EMERGENCIES ALONE, MIKE LEAVITT HAS DEMONSTRATED, IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS, THAT HE CAN FIND A NUMBER OF USES FOR IT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S NON-EMERGENCY TASKS -- AFTER ALL, THE TAX PAYERS ARE FOOTING THIS BILL.

 

VICE-PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WAS HEARD TO COO, "I WANT TO HOLD THE IDDY BIDDY BULLY BAY JUST AS SOON AS BULLY BOY'S DONE NURSING HIM,  YES, I DO. YES, I DO.  WHO'S THE BULLY BABY?  WHO'S THE LITTLE BULLY BABY?  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  I LIKE TO SLING THEM AT DONNIE [RUMSFELD] SO MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!"

 

 

 

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THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'

BULLY BOY WAS FLOWN INTO BAGHAD. HE EMERGED FROM THE PLANE, WHICH HE DID NOT FLY, WEARING A TIE.

WHEN ASKED THE COLOR, HE ANSWERED, "AZURE?"

LOOKING AROUND HE SAW SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE NODDING.

"AZURE," HE SAID MORE CONFIDENTLY. "I SURE. AZURE."

AND HOW DID THEY DECIDE TO COME TO IRAQ?

"BY PLANE!" BULLY BOY GIGGLED.


BASKING IN THE PRESS ATTENTION BULLY BOY SCUFFED HIS SHOE AGAINST THE GROUND, GRINNED AND DECLARED, "THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN YOUR HANDS."

SHOCKED IRAQIS, PUPPETS AND OTHERS, STARED AT ONE ANOTHER OPEN MOUTHED WHILE BULLY BOY GIGGLED AND NODDED.

"TROOPS H --" BULLY BOY WAS IN THE MIDST OF SAYING WHEN CONDI SWATTED HIM ON THE ASS.

"THAT'S IT BUSTER BULLY BROWN!" RICE SNAPPED. "NO GAMEBOY FOR YOU ON THE RIDE HOME!"

AS BULLY BOY MARCHED TOWARDS THE CORNER SECRETARY RICE POINTED HIM TOWARDS, RICE EXPLAINED THAT, OF COURSE, BULLY BOY WAS JUST JOKING.




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THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO KNUCKLE DOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - CAMP DAVID

 

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

BULLY BOY TRIES TO KNUCKLE DOWN.

 

BULLY BOY IS HERE AT CAMP DAVID WITH "TOP WAR COMMANDERS" WHO WILL TALK TO HIM ABOUT IRAQ.  THE TWO-DAY TUTORIAL WILL BE INTENSIVE BUT CONDI RICE HAS BROUGHT THE TRAVEL YAHTZEE FOR THE ADULTS AS WELL AS CHUTES AND LADDERS FOR THE BULLY BOY.

 

IF HE CAN REMEMBER WHICH IS IRAQ AND WHICH IS IRAN, HE'LL GET TO PLAY WITH PLAYSTATION BUT, OTHERWISE, IT'S STRICTLY ETCH A SKETCH.

 

 

 

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