PARODY, PEOPLE, REMEMBER: PARODY.
BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE
TARA READE EXPLAINS TO THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S BIG MIX -- THAT SHE'S USED TO BEING CALLED NAMES.
"FAT. I GET CALLED FAT A LOT. PEOPLE SAY WHY WOULD JOE BIDEN ASSAULT YOU -- LIKE I LOOKED LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. OR THEY SAY, 'WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR GIRTH TO SMUSH HIM LIKE A BUG WHEN HE ASSAULTED YOU?' 'OR WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DROWN HIM IN YOUR BOOB SWEAT!' I GET A LOT OF FAT JOKES," READE BRAGS.
OH. OKAY.
''OR LIKE," TARA READE CONTINUES, "'WANT TO GET TARA TO LOSE WEIGHT? PAY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK GUY TO KEEP DRIVING'."
ALRIGHT.
"OR THEY SHOUT AT, 'YOU SO FAT, THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO FEED YOU!' OR LIKE THEY SAY WHEN I ACCUSED JOE BIDEN OF ASSAULT, JILL BIDEN SNAPPED BACK, 'WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE -- LIKE SHAMU!' OR --"
SHE DRONED ON LISTING ONE FAT JOKE AFTER ANOTHER FOR OVER AN HOUR.
BUT IT WAS NO JOKE WHEN SHE TOOK THE PAPER OF MISRECORD TO COURT RECENTLY FOR WHAT SHE SAYS WAS THEIR ATTEMPT TO AID IN IDENTITY THEFT. THE COURT FOUND IN FAVOR OF 'THE NEW YORK TIMES.'
AND THAT'S WHAT TARA READE WANTS TO TALK TO US ABOUT THIS MORNING.
HOWEVER, THE REASON WE AGREED TO INTERVIEW THE WOMAN WHO WAS RECENTLY ATTACKED ONLINE BY SEXIST PIG MICHAEL TRACEY WAS BECAUSE SHE IS NOW USING HER TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER SCOTT RITTER.
WHY, WE ASKED HER, WOULD SHE, A SURVIVOR OF ASSAULT, PROMOTE A MAN ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE THE INTERNET TO ENGAGE IN SEX WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, A MAN CONVICTED OF THIS AND SENT TO PRISON FOR THIS, A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER -- WHY, WE ASKED, WOULD SHE USE HER TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE HIM?
WHY?
DOESN'T SHE CARE ABOUT OTHER VICTIMS?
WE'LL ASSUME SHE WAS YET AGAIN MUNCHING ON HIGH FAT AND GREASY FOOD THIS MORNING AND ONE OF HER LARGE, ROTUND, PUDGY AND SAUSAGE-LIKE FINGERS ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG BUTTON RESULTING IN HER MISTAKENLY BLOCKING US.
IN OTHER WORDS, TARA READE GOES TO A RESTAURANT AND IS HANDED A MENU. SHE SLOWLY LOOKS OVER EACH PAGE AND THEN TURNS TO THE WAITER AND SAYS "YES."
When the first wave of rumors that Talabani had either died or was permanently incapacitated, took hold in May of 2013, Jalal was posed for a series of photos that appear to indicate his body was present but that was all.
The photos were compared to the film Weekend At Bernie's in Arabic social media. (In the 1989 film, Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman play two men who drag the corpse of their boss, Bernie, around and pretend he's alive.)
When Jalal left Iraq the Talabani family was down playing his condition. They were falling back on the 'knee surgery' nonsense.
In May of 2012, Jalal stabbed many Iraqi political leaders in the back and outraged many in the KRG by refusing to allow the no-confidence motion to be passed on. As a result of the outrage directed at him, Jalal retreated to Germany where he remained for months. He needed to have, his flunkies and family insisted, immediate surgery to take care of a life threatening condition. This lie was repeated for weeks and weeks. Jalal had knee surgery.
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