THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY & FRIENDS HELP MUSHARRAF PLUG BOOK!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY & FRIENDS HELP MUSHARRAF PLUG BOOK!

WHEN THE HEADS OF TWO NATIONS MEET, IT CAN BE SERIOUS OR IT CAN
BE A CHANCE TO HAWK YOUR WARES WHICH IS JUST WHAT PAKISTAN'S PRESIDENT PERVEZ MUSHARRAF DID IN THE ROSE GARDEN TODAY WITH BULLY BOY BESIDE HIM DOING HIS BEST OPRAH.

NEXT UP IN THE BULLY BOY READING CLUB, MUAMMAR AL-QADDAFI'S AUTOBIOGRPAHY I DID IT FOR THE LOVE.

TO GIVE THE WHOLE THING EVEN MORE OF A SPLASH OF "PAGE SIX," D.C.'S PROFESSIONAL GOSSIP SHOWED UP ON CNN TO OFFER THAT MUSHARRAF WAS LYING. DUE TO ARMITAGE'S REPUTATION, NO ONE BELIEVED HIM.

THAT WASN'T HIS REPUTATION FOR TRUTH TELLING -- WHICH HAS BEEN IN TATTERS FOR YEARS. IT WAS HIS REPUTATION AS A PRESS HOG THAT'S SO DESPERATE FOR INK HE'D GLADLY ATTEND THE OPENING OF A JAW.


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THIS JUST IN! MORE GODLY THAN THOU!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- GRANTHAM, PA.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

MORE GODLY THAN THOU!

 

CAMPAINGING FOR 'MOST NEXT TO GODLINESS,' RICK SANTORUM AND BOB CASEY JUNIOR TACKLE THE REALLY IMPORTANT ISSUES THAT THE U.S. CONGRESS CAN ADDRESS.

 

IT A BATTLE OF THE CATHOLICS, AS CASEY JUNIOR TALKS ABOUT HIS MISSIONARY WORK AND SANTORUM TALKS ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES (ESPECIALLY DOGS).

 

NEXT WEEK, SANTORUM WILL ANNOUNCE THAT JESUS HAS ENDORSED HIM AND CASEY JUNIOR WILL TOP IT BY NOTING THAT GOD ENDORSED THE CASEY CAMPAIGN.

 

"JESUS," EXPLAINED A CASEY STAFFER, "IS A LOVELY MAN TO BE SURE; HOWEVER, HE IS UNMARRIED, HE TRAVELS WITH A LOT OF MEN AND IT JUST LACKS THE KIND OF WEIGHT THAT THE LORD GOD HAS.  REMEMBER THE LORD GOD IS A FAMILY MAN, HE'S JESUS' FATHER.  WE ARE QUITE CONFIDENT THAT ALTHOUGH MORE PEOPLE KNOW JESUS' FACE, THEY REALLY PUT A LOT OF WEIGHT BEHIND THE WORD OF GOD."

 

 

 

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THIS JUST IN! GONZALES STILL PRYING!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

GONZALES STILL PRYING!

 

APPEARING BEFORE CONGRESS TODAY,  INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-A-LIKE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES STATED INTERNET RECORDS MUST BE PRESERVED BECAUSE HE GETS HIS JOLLIES SPYING. 

 

THEN HE JUSTIFIED BY CITING KIDDIE PORN.

 

HE'S OBSESSED WITH KIDDIE PORN.

 

THE NATION OUGHT TO WORRY.

 

 

 

 

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THIS JUST IN! AT LAST AN ANSWER!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- NYC.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

AT LAST AN ANSWER!

 

SPEAKING IN NEW YORK CITY TODAY, THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES DECLARED, "YOU CAN'T REALIZE THE BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY IF YOU CAN'T READ A BALLOT, OR IF YOU CAN'T READ WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY."

 

IT IS THOUGHT THAT BULLY BOY'S ATTEMPTS TO TIE LITERACY INTO DEMOCRACY WAS AN ATTEMPT ON HIS PART OF LAYING DOWN A DEFENSE SHOULD HE BE CHARGED WITH WAR CRIMES FOR THE ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAQ.

 

IT WAS ALSO NOTED THAT POSSIBLY LAURA BUSH WASN'T THE BEST PERSON TO HEAD THE GLOBAL LITERACY CONFERENCE.

 

SAID SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE, "DID YOU SEE STANLEY & IRIS?  JANE FONDA TAUGHT ROBERT DENIRO TO READ IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS.  LAST LADY LAURA'S HAD WHAT, 30, 40? 60? YEARS NOW TO TEACH BULLY BOY HOW TO READ AND HE STILL CAN'T."

 

WHEN THESE REPORTERS CORRECTED SECRETARY RICE THAT BULLY BOY AND LAURA BUSH WILL HAVE BEEN MARRIED 29 YEARS IN NOVEMBER, SECRETARY RICE RESPONDED, "BITTER?  NO, I'M NOT BITTER.  IF HE WANTS TO STAY WITH TIRED & OLD, HAVE AT IT.  IF HE DOESN'T KNOW A FRESH FREAK WHEN HE SEES IT, HIS LOSS."

 

 

 

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