ONE TIME ACTRESS ALYSSA MILANO HAS POSED FOR YET ANOTHER PHOTO DEPICTING BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY -- A BAD FACE LIFT HAVING LEFT HER WITH A SQUINTY RIGHT EYE.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, ALYSSA DECLARED SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTED HER, "MY TITS! I GRABBED THEM TO PROMOTE THE RACIST SHOW INSATIABLE. NOW I'M WEARING A T-SHIRT TO TRY TO SPORT MY TITS. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY TITS BE HEAVILY FEATURED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE, I REALLY, REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT MY TITS. THAT'S WHY I USED TO FLAUNT THEM IN BIKINI MAGAZINE -- YOU KNOW 30 YEARS AGO. LOOK AT MY TITS, WORLD, LOOK AT MY TITS! WHY, DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU GOOGLE MY NAME AND THE WORDS TITS, YOU WILL COME BACK WITH OVER 11 MILLION RESULTS. AND MOST OF THEM HAVE PHOTOS OF MY TITS. WELL, NOT THESE TITS. NOT THE ONES FROM TODAY. BUT THE ONES FROM THE EARLY 90S, DECADES AGO, WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS HOT. I'M NOT HOT ANYMORE AND I'M NOT AN ACTRESS. AND MY TITS SAG BUT, HEY, I AM MY TITS AND MY TITS ARE ME. LOOK AT MY TITS. PLEASE DEAR LORD, LET PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK AT MY TITS."
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Let's turn to the post of the presidency. The PUK thinks they get to dictate this post. They don't. But they are floating Barham Saleh and he's so thrilled to be their nominee that he's rejoined their party after leaving it in 2017.
RUDAW noted some Tweets about Saleh -- including these two Tweets:
Last election @BarhamSalih with his not even 1 year old party CDJ, campaigned against PUK/KDP as being corrupt. But when ppl didn't fall for this farce in last election and you as a vein politician need a party to put you in power - principles don't matter, perfect man for #Iraq
@BarhamSalih should be ashamed of himself. Only 5 months ago, he publicly and strongly denied rejoining PUK even if they offer him Iraqi presidency. Many senior members of other parties split to join his party, now he left them all. This tells you enough about the guy.
Of course, he left -- fled -- Iraq in 1979 and didn't return until after the US-led invasion of 2003, so he's used to returning. Following the Gulf War, the KRG was semi-autonomous and even a coward like Barham Saleh could have returned to the KRG and would have been safe there. But some cowards are such big cowards that they have to wait until the US invades to return.
There are huge efforts taking place to make Saleh look like the choice. That includes efforts by the US and oil empires as well -- remember, Saleh sold the Kurds out to ExxonMobil. Most recently, IRAQI NEWS joined the effort:
Massoud Barzani doesn't even like Saleh. Never has. Now he's going to back Saleh? Saleh's seen as an impediment to Kurdistan autonomy and Barzani is going to back him?
KURDISTAN 24 reports:
The Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP) will have its own candidate for the Iraqi presidency, a spokesperson for the party said on Wednesday.
Mahmood Mohammed, the spokesperson for the KDP, said in a statement that the Iraq president position should be shared by the people of Kurdistan and not a single party.
According to the spokesperson, officials from the KDP and the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) had agreed in a recent meeting that the Kurdish parties should agree on one candidate for the Iraqi president role.
“The Kurds should decide on one candidate similar to the united position and program we had in Baghdad,” he stated.
The PUK was supposed to inform the KDP of their candidates before making a final decision, but after the return of Barham Salih to the party, he was nominated for the Iraqi presidency unilaterally, Mohammed explained.
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