The Daily Jot: 2018-09-16

Saturday, September 22, 2018

THIS JUST IN! ALYSSA'S PRIORITIES!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

“I hope she feels the love and support and the heartache that women feel in standing in solidarity with her,” @alyssa_milano tells @CelesteKatzNYC

ONE TIME ACTRESS ALYSSA MILANO HAS POSED FOR YET ANOTHER PHOTO DEPICTING BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY -- A BAD FACE LIFT HAVING LEFT HER WITH A SQUINTY RIGHT EYE.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, ALYSSA DECLARED SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTED HER, "MY TITS! I GRABBED THEM TO PROMOTE THE RACIST SHOW INSATIABLE. NOW I'M WEARING A T-SHIRT TO TRY TO SPORT MY TITS. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY TITS BE HEAVILY FEATURED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE, I REALLY, REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT MY TITS. THAT'S WHY I USED TO FLAUNT THEM IN BIKINI MAGAZINE -- YOU KNOW 30 YEARS AGO. LOOK AT MY TITS, WORLD, LOOK AT MY TITS! WHY, DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU GOOGLE MY NAME AND THE WORDS TITS, YOU WILL COME BACK WITH OVER 11 MILLION RESULTS. AND MOST OF THEM HAVE PHOTOS OF MY TITS. WELL, NOT THESE TITS. NOT THE ONES FROM TODAY. BUT THE ONES FROM THE EARLY 90S, DECADES AGO, WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS HOT. I'M NOT HOT ANYMORE AND I'M NOT AN ACTRESS. AND MY TITS SAG BUT, HEY, I AM MY TITS AND MY TITS ARE ME. LOOK AT MY TITS. PLEASE DEAR LORD, LET PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK AT MY TITS."

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Let's turn to the post of the presidency. The PUK thinks they get to dictate this post. They don't. But they are floating Barham Saleh and he's so thrilled to be their nominee that he's rejoined their party after leaving it in 2017.

RUDAW noted some Tweets about Saleh -- including these two Tweets:

Peri-Khan Aqrawi-Whitcomb @Perixan7

Replying to @RudawEnglish @BarhamSalih

Last election @BarhamSalih with his not even 1 year old party CDJ, campaigned against PUK/KDP as being corrupt. But when ppl didn't fall for this farce in last election and you as a vein politician need a party to put you in power - principles don't matter, perfect man for #Iraq

9:43 AM - Sep 19, 2018

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Abdulla Hawez

✔ @abdullahawez

Replying to @abdullahawez

@BarhamSalih should be ashamed of himself. Only 5 months ago, he publicly and strongly denied rejoining PUK even if they offer him Iraqi presidency. Many senior members of other parties split to join his party, now he left them all. This tells you enough about the guy.

9:37 AM - Sep 19, 2018

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Of course, he left -- fled -- Iraq in 1979 and didn't return until after the US-led invasion of 2003, so he's used to returning. Following the Gulf War, the KRG was semi-autonomous and even a coward like Barham Saleh could have returned to the KRG and would have been safe there. But some cowards are such big cowards that they have to wait until the US invades to return.

There are huge efforts taking place to make Saleh look like the choice. That includes efforts by the US and oil empires as well -- remember, Saleh sold the Kurds out to ExxonMobil. Most recently, IRAQI NEWS joined the effort:

Iraqi Kurdish politician Barham Saleh has obtained approval from the head of the Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP), Masud Barzani, to be the Kurdistan Region’s nominee for the presidency of Iraq.

A KDP source told Baghdad Today that Saleh, a former prime minister of Kurdistan, who was reinstated on Wednesday as a member of the region’s second ruling party, the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, had met with Barzani twice away from media coverage and won the latter’s approval of his nomination for Iraq’s Presidency.

The source said the KDP is expected to officially declare its support for Saleh within the next few days.