Friday, August 18, 2006

THIS JUST IN! YOU BETTER CALL HIM "KING"!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - CAMP DAVID, MD.

THIS JUST IN!

YOU BETTER CALL HIM "KING!"

ON THURSDAY, FEDERAL JUDGE ANNA DIGS TAYLOR RULED THAT "IT WAS NEVER THE INTENT OF THE FRAMERS TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT SUCH UNFETTERED CONTROL. . . . THERE ARE NO HEREDITARY KINGS IN AMERICA AND NO POWERS NOT CREATED BY THE CONSTITUTION. SO ALL 'INHERENT POWERS' MUST DERIVE FROM THAT CONSTITUTION."

BULLY BOY BLASTED THE DECISION, JABBING HIS FINGER IN THE AIR REPEATEDLY AS THOUGH HE WERE ATTEMPTING TO POKE AN EYE OUT AND SNARLING, "I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THAT DECISION, STRONGLY DISAGREE. THAT'S WHY I INSTRUCTED THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO APPEAL IMMEDIATELY, AND I BELIEVE OUR APPEALS WILL BE UPHELD."

WITH THAT, BULLY BOY STORMED OFF LEAVING WHITE HOUSE TONGUE TONY SNOW TO EXPLAIN, "HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING."



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Thursday, August 17, 2006

THIS JUST IN! NEW SPY PLAN FOR BULLY BOY!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

NEW SPY PLAN FOR BULLY BOY!


AS A FEDERAL JUDGE OVERRULES BULLY BOY'S ILLEGAL WARRENTLESS SPYING THE WHITE HOUSE PLANS THEIR RESPONSE.

MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX.

SPEAKING TO REPORTERS AT A PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER THE RULING ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES PLAYED IT CLOSE TO THE VEST NOTING THAT "WE WILL CONTINUE TO UTILIZE THE PROGRAM" WHILE NOT SPECIFIYING HOW.

WE HAVE LEARNED FROM A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN WE SWEAR, THAT GONZALES AND THE BULLY BOY INTEND TO IMPLEMENT MASSIVE PANTY RAIDS ON CITIZENS THROUGHOUT THE LAND.

AS THE PHOTO BELOW DEMONSTRATE, GONZALES AND THE BULLY BOY HAVE ALREADY CONDUCTED AT LEAST ONE ILLEGAL PANTY RAID.





ON JUNE 27TH, BULLY BOY PRESS FIRST BROKE THE NEWS OF SENIOR CITIZENS JOHN AND JANET SMITH OF DUNNELLON, FLORIDA WHO WERE THE VICTIMS OF A WHITE HOUSE PANTY SNIFF.

OUR SOURCE, THE FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, SAYS "FOLLOW THE SMELL TRAIL" AND INDICATES THAT BULLY BOY HAS A SPECIAL INTEREST IN THONGS AND JOCK STRAPS.

THOUGH ONCE A WEEK WASHERS MAY BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY HAS SOME TIPS FOR EHREN WATADA!

 
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
ENNUI RIDDEN BULLY BOY HAS SOME TIPS FOR EHREN WATADA!
 
 
PUTTING DOWN A BOOK BY HIS FAVORITE NEW AUTHOR "CAMM-US" (ALBERT CAMUS), BULLY BOY ASKED THESE TWO REPORTERS EXACTLY WHAT EHREN WATADA'S PROBLEM WAS?
 
WATADA IS THE FIRST COMMISSIONED OFFICER KNOWN TO REFUSE TO DEPLOY TO IRAQ. 
 
"I JUST OBJECT TO HIS WAY OF DOING THINGS," BULLY BOY SAID SNACKING ON A 5TH SLICE OF CHEESE CAKE.  "IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO SERVE, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO."
 
WAS BULLY BOY SAYING HE WOULD MOVE TO STOP THE ARTICLE 32 HEARING AGAINST EHREN WATADA?
 
 
"NO, NO, NO," BULLY BOY LAUGHED REACHING FOR A DIET SODA.
 
 
"I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE CALORIES" HE EXPLAINED WHILE HOLLERING AT DONALD RUMSFELD TO "BRING ON THAT POUND CAKE!"
 
 
LEANING IN, BULLY BOY WHISPERED, "HE'S A COMPLETE DISASTER BUT ONE TASTE OF HIS LEMON POUND CAKE AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I KEEP HIM AROUND."
 
 
THESE REPORTERS JUDGED THE POUND CAKE ONLY SO-SO. 
 
BUT WE WERE EAGER TO GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT OF EHREN WATADA.
 
 
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH," BULLY BOY SAID NODDING AND REACHING FOR OUR UNFINISHED SLICES OF POUND CAKE.  "HE JUST HANDLED IT ALL WRONG.  HE DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A BIG STINK OUT OF IT.  HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO, HE JUST SHOULD HAVE NOT GONE."
 
BUT, THESE TWO REPORTERS REMINDED THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES, IF EHREN WATADA HAD REFUSED TO GO HE WOULD, AS HE IS NOW, BE FACING AN ARTICLE 32 HEARING.
 
AFTER HOLLERING AT SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND APPARENT JULIA-CHILD- IN-THE-MAKING DONALD RUMSFELD IF "THEM LEMON ICE BOX COOKIES ARE READY YET, HON?"  BULLY BOY TURNED HIS ATTENTION TO EHREN WATADA.
 
 
"NOW LOOKSIE HERE,"  HE SAID TAPPING HIS FOOT, EITHER DUE TO IMPATIENCE OR A SUGAR RUSH,  "WE GOT A WAY OF DOING THINGS DOWN IN MAINE WHERE THE MEN ARE UPPER CRUST AND THE GALS KNOWS IT.  YOU DON'T WANT TO SERVE, YOU DON'T GOT TO. YOU JUST CALL YOUR DADDY AND GO, 'DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO SERVE, GET ME OUT OF THIS.'  IT'S WHAT I DID.  IT'S WHAT I DID.  THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.  YOU JUST MOSEY UP TO THE COUNTRY CLUB AND TELL YOUR DADDY TO GET YOU OUT AND HE DOES IT.  NO NEED FOR A FUSS OR A SCENE."
 
THESE REPORTERS STARED AT ONE ANOTHER IN SILENCE AND SHOCK GRASPING THE NATURE OF THE SCOOP WE HAD JUST RECIEVED -- AND DIRECTLY FROM THE ASS'S MOUTH.
 
 
 
 
 
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - NORTHERN VIRGINIA.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY!

MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -

SPEAKING TO THE PRESS AT THE NATIONAL COUNTERTERRORISM CENTER IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA BULLY BOY DECLARED: "AMERICA IS SAFER . . . YET IT IS NOT YET SAFE."

AFTER 6 YEARS KIND-OF, SORT-OF ON THE JOB, BULLY BOY'S STATEMENTS WERE A DAMNING CONFESSION OF HIS OWN INCOMPETENCE AND INABILITY, EVEN POST 9-11, TO PROVIDE SECURITY.

THE STATEMENTS WERE MADE AT THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION OF THE NATIONAL COUNTERRORISM CENTER DESCRIBED AS CONTAINING "HUNDREDS OF GOVERNMENT EXPERTS AND MORE THAN TWO DOZEN COMPUTER NETWORKS . . . HIGH-TECH, 24-HOUR OPERATIONS CENTER . . ."

IT'S NOT ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE.

MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -


IN A BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX EXCLUSIVE, WE REVEAL THE LOCATION OF THE OPERATIONS CENTER.

THE "OPERATIONS CENTER" IS LOCATED AT 1233 RICHMOND ROAD IN WILLIAMSBURG VIRGINIA. THE SPECIFIC ROOM AT THIS SUPER 8 MOTEL (COLONIAL!) CHANGES DEPENDING UPON WHO'S BOOKING THAT MONTH.

DICK CHENEY PREFERS ONE AWAY FROM THE ROAD, FACING THE FOREST SO THAT HE CAN JUST AIM A RIFLE OUT THE WINDOW WHEN HE'S READY TO "PLAY SPORTSMAN" -- ALSO HIS EXCUSE FOR TRYING TO USE THE POOL AS A TOILET FROM THE 2ND FLOOR RAILING.

THE INCLUSION OF BLOW DRYERS IN EVERY ROOM WERE SAID TO BE THE DECIDING FACTOR FOR THE INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK ALIKE ALBERTO GONZALES. CONDI RICE IS SAID TO BE IMPRESSED WITH THE "CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST" (WHICH MEANS "NOTHING HOT SERVED BUT COFFEE") WHILE DONALD "RUMMY" RUMSFELD LIKED THE FACT THAT IT WAS IN WALKING DISTANCE OF MANY TAVERNS.


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Monday, August 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY SHUTS OUT THE PRESS! TO LITTLE OUTCRY!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY SHUTS OUT THE PRESS!

TO LITTLE OUTCRY!

THE DC PRESS CORPS THAT'S GROWN TO ENJOY A GOOD TONGUE LASHING FROM KARL ROVE, GREW A LITTLE MORE SPINELESS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS.

FIRST BULLY BOY DECIDED THAT IT WASN'T NECESSARY TO ALLOW THE PRESS TO TRAVEL WITH HIM. ALLOWING BULLY BOY TO LEAVE "TOWN WITHOUT A CHARTERED PRESS PLANE, OFTEN TO RECEPTIONS WHERE HE TALKS TO DONORS CHIPPING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS WITH NO CAMERAS OR TAPES TO RECORD HIS WORDS FROM THE PUBLIC."

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 100 YEARS, THE PRESS CORPS DOES NOT HAVE HEADQUARTERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- INSTEAD THEY HAVE BEEN SHOVED TO A CONFERENCE ROOM "ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

ON AUGUST 2ND WHEN BULLY BOY COMMENTED ON THE CLOSING OF THE JAMES BRADY PRESS BRIEFING ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IT WAS ALL CHUCKLES. NOW SOME WONDER IF THEY WILL EVER "RETURN TO THE WHITE HOUSE."



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