Friday, December 30, 2016

THIS JUST IN! CLINTON A KGB AGENT! EXCLUSIVE REPORT!

BULLY BOY PRESS &  CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS &  CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE -- AT 7:42 A.M. EST THIS MORNING, FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CRANKY CLINTON CONFESSED SHE WAS AND HAD BEEN AN AGENT OF THE K.G.B.

"IT WAS WHAT I FELT NEEDED TO BE DONE.  BILL WAS HAVING ONE AFFAIR AFTER ANOTHER AND IT WAS GETTING SO BAD IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT I THOUGHT I'D SOON BE SITTING AT HOME BAKING COOKIES.  BUT INSTEAD, I WENT TO THE SOVIET EMBASSY HERE IN D.C. AND SIGNED UP."

IT WASN'T THAT EASY, CRANKY ADMITS.  

"THEY TRIED TO STEER ME OVER TO THE MARINES BUT I HAD ALREADY BEEN TURNED DOWN THERE IN THE 70S -- AND FOR THE SAME REASONS -- I WAS A WOMAN AND I WAS TOO OLD.  I SAID, 'LOOK BUCKY, I'M THE FIRST LADY, I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL KINDS OF SECRETS!'  THEY MADE ME SWEAR I WOULDN'T GET PREGNANT AND THEY MADE CLEAR THEY HAD NO FMLA BUT THEY DID TRAIN ME.  AND I WAS TOP OF MY CLASS.  WHICH IS WHY THEY AGREED TO FUND MY SENATE RUN."

CRANKY TOOK A MOMENT TO SIP FROM HER CUP OF TEA -- WHICH SHE POURED BOURBON IN PREVIOUSLY -- AND COLLECT HER THOUGHTS.

"THE ULTIMATE GOAL WAS FOR ME TO BECOME PRESIDENT," SHE EXPLAINED.  "SO PUTIN AND I CREATED OUR LITTLE PUBLIC TIFF.  IN PRIVATE, WE GET ALONE.  I MEAN, WE GET ALONG.  WE REALLY GET ALONG.  REALLY REALLY GET ALONG.  I WON'T WANT TO GET GRAPHIC BUT I HOPE YOU GET MY POINT -- HIS PENIS, MY VAGINA, I CAN DRAW YOU A PICTURE."

FISHING A PEN OUT OF HER PURSE AND USING A NAPKIN, CRANKY PROCEEDED TO DRAW ONE OF THE FILTHIEST AND MOST GRAPHIC, OBSCENE ILLUSTRATIONS THAT EITHER OF THESE REPORTERS HAVE EVER SEEN.

CRANKY THEN EXPLAINED, "I DIDN'T GET ELECTED.  SO NOW I CAN COME OUT.  I WAS AN AGENT OF THE K.G.B.  AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY DID IT FOR THE WOMEN.  FOR THE GIRLS, ACTUALLY.  THE YOUNG GIRLS.  I WANT THEM TO GROW UP IN A WORLD WHERE THEY KNOW THERE ARE NO LIMITATIONS AND THEY CAN BE ANYTHING.  ANYTHING.  EVEN  A TRAITOR WHO SPIES FOR ANOTHER COUNTRY.  GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. AND GOD BLESS ME."





But now Hayder thinks the high death count is contributing to the desertion rate.

It's a slog.

And it has no clear aims.

It has no clear goals.

And it has no real accomplishments.




Iraq: Nearly 115,000 people displaced, 50,000 children affected by military operations. update is here:





That's the hallmark of 'liberating'  Mosul -- just as it was the hallmark of 'liberating' Ramadi and 'liberating' Falluja before.

There is no great moment in the operation.

Why is that?

Because nothing is being addressed.

June 19, 2014, over two years ago, US President Barack Obama declared the only solution to the political crises (plural) in Iraq was a political solution.

Well over two years later and there's still no political solution.

Nor is it even being worked on.

The US State Dept never worked on it because John Kerry was too busy playing dress up -- still nursing those wounds over the Swift Boat campaign against him.  

And so all the US does is drop bombs on Iraq.

This morning the US Defense Dept announced:

Strikes in Iraq

Attack, fighter and remotely piloted aircraft, as well as rocket artillery, conducted three strikes in Iraq, coordinated with and in support of Iraq’s government:

-- Near Mosul, three strikes engaged an ISIL tactical unit, destroying seven front-end loaders, four command-and-control nodes, two land bridges, a vehicle-bomb factory, a vehicle and a steamroller. Twenty-four supply routes were damaged.

Task force officials define a strike as one or more kinetic events that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative, effect. Therefore, officials explained, a single aircraft delivering a single weapon against a lone ISIL vehicle is one strike, but so is multiple aircraft delivering dozens of weapons against buildings, vehicles and weapon systems in a compound, for example, having the cumulative effect of making those targets harder or impossible for ISIL to use. Accordingly, officials said, they do not report the number or type of aircraft employed in a strike, the number of munitions dropped in each strike, or the number of individual munition impact points against a target. Ground-based artillery fired in counterfire or in fire support to maneuver roles is not classified as a strike.



Every day since August 2014, 28 months straight, the US has bombed Iraq.

It's not helped address any of the issues.


"Iraq"
"MOJO"









  • Saturday, December 24, 2016

    THIS JUST IN! CLINTON REPLIES TO BIDEN!

    BULLY BOY PRESS &  CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

    U.S. VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN TOLD THE LOS ANGELES TIMES THAT IT WAS WATCHING AN OCTOBER DONALD TRUMP RALLY THAT CLUED HIM IN ON THE FACT THAT CRANKY CLINTON WAS IN TROUBLE.

    "SON OF A GUN.  WE MAY LOOSE THIS ELECTION,"  JOE SHARED. "THEY'RE ALL THE PEOPLE I GREW UP WITH.  THEY'RE THEIR KIDS.  AND THEY'RE NOT RACIST.  THEY'RE NOT SEXIST.  BUT WE DIDN'T TALK TO THEM."

    IN RESPONSE CRANKY CLINTON SNARLED, "I NEVER LIKED JOE!  I WILL KILL HIM, SKIN HIM ALIVE AND THEN SKULL F**K HIS HEAD.  OH, AND, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!"




    The Iraq War was illegal.  It was based on lies.  It was supported by Bully Boy Bush, Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, John Kerry, Harry Reid, the US media and so many more.

    Iraq did not have Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    Then the post-justifcations became (a) Saddam Hussein (ruler of Iraq) was a 'bad man' and (b) democracy will bloom in Iraq.

    That really hasn't happened.

    Former Iraqi MP and Shiite Scholar Ayad Jamal Al-Din: I Used to Call for Democracy, Now I Wish for a Dictator like Saddam




    Transcript of the above for those with streaming issues: 


    There is a single Islamic rhetoric.  Sunni, Shi'ite, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Dawa Party -- all the Islamic rhetoric is the same.  It's clearest manifestation is that of ISIS.  With ISIS, it is unsweetened, unvarnished.  The leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood an the Dawa Party appear with red silk neckties, talk their way around it, fabricate a little.  But in essence, they are the same.  They are against democracy and against human rights. Someone who tells you that there is an Islamic party that believes in human rights is either a liar or an ignoramus.  No Islamic party believes in human rights.  Human rights mean that an atheist and a polytheist are equal to sayyid Al-Sistani and the Sunni source of authority and they have the same rights and the same duties.  This is not just our problem.  It is the problem of the entire region and of the Islamic world: You can either have a dictatorship with security or a democracy with disintegration.  Saddam was a dictator and the country had all the security of a grave. The minute Saddam was gone, they all wanted to take his place.  We now have 20 Shi'ite Saddams, 30 Sunni Saddams, and 40 Kurdish ones.  The country has disintegrated.  It's gone.  We want democracy with security, freedom with security, not with anarchy, militias, slaughter, killing, corruption, and the plundering of the budget.  The Arab countries that have security and stability are all ruled by a dictator.  Let me tell you, I used to preach for democracy, but after witnessing all the catastrophes I have witnessed, I wish we would get a dictator like Saddam.  At least he would protect people's lives.  Saddam was a killer, but it was just him.  Now we have 10,000 Saddams doing the killing.


    Let's drop back to March 2, 2010 for context on Ayad Jamal Aldin:


    KPCC offers another report from Quil Lawrence which includes:

    The race even includes a prominent cleric running with his own strictly secular party. Ayad Jamal al-Din studied at the world's most famous Shiite religious schools in Najaf and the Iranian city of Qom. The black turban he wears indicates that his family descends directly from the Prophet Muhammad. But Jamal al-Din says this doesn't mean he wants an Islamic state.
    Iran and the theocracy there have hijacked the Shiite turban, he says, adding that he believes the vast majority -- even among clerics -- thinks that Iranian-style government has been a failure. What people in Iraq want is very simple, he says.
    "The Iraqi on the street wants security and services. [He] does not think of a secular or religious government, just services and security," Jamal al-Din says.


    Ayad Jamal Aldin is the leader of the Ahrar Party and their most recent press release was:

    At the start of a week that has been dominated by news of the continuing and expanding 'de-Baathification' programme, Ahrar 374 Leader Ayad Jamal Aldin noted that the issue continues to distract voters' attention from the Maliki government's failure to deliver on jobs, public services and security. He urged voters to send the government a message and participate in Sunday's election.

    De-Baathification is intensifying. Over the past five days, professors at the University of Karbalaand Iraq's Southern Oil Company have been targeted. The level of fear-mongering has reached such a fever pitch that large numbers of highly competent professionals that Iraq desperately needs to run government and industry, are afraid for their lives and livelihoods. Just yesterday, it emerged that that violence had surged by 80 percent last month, when compared to January.
    Ayad Jamal Aldin - leader of Ahrar 374 - said today, "It is clear what is happening here; the government is attempting to bully the people away from the ballot box. We should not accept it. Where we see these bullying tactics, we must see them for what they really are: an attempt to divert the Iraqi people's focus from the government's chronic failure to deliver jobs, running water and real security."
    "The only answer can be to stand up to bullies. And this week, we have the best possible response to them - to take part in this election and vote for change."
    For further information, contact:
    Ahrar Media Bureau
    Tel: +964 (0)790 157 4478 / +964 (0)790 157 4479 / +964 (0)771 275 2942
    press@ahrarparty.com
    About Ayad Jamal Aldin:
    Ayad Jamal Aldin is a cleric, best known for his consistent campaigning for a new, secular Iraq. He first rose to prominence at the Nasiriyah conference in March 2003, shortly before the fall of Saddam, where he called for a state free of religion, the turban and other theological symbols. In 2005, he was elected as one of the 25 MPs on the Iraqi National List, but withdrew in 2009 after becoming disenchanted with Iyad Allawi's overtures to Iran. He wants complete independence from Iranian interference in Iraq. He now leads the Ahrar party for the 2010 election to the Council of Representatives, to clean up corruption and create a strong, secure and liberated Iraq for the future.




    So that's background on the person speaking.

    He did believe in democracy and that it was possible in Iraq.

    He no longer does.

    The 2010 elections saw him split from Iraqiya.  Iraqiya won those elections.  Ayad Allwi should have been prime minister.  But Nouri al-Maliki refused to step down.  For eight months plus he refused to step down.  Instead of sticking with the Iraqi voters, US President Barack Obama overthrew the results with The Erbil Agreement (legal contract giving Nouri a second term).

    It's hilarious to watch Hillary's Temple Prostitutes insist -- with no evidence at all -- that Russia 'hacked' the US presidential election.  It's also a grave hypocrisy because Barack and Secretary of State Hillary tossed aside the Iraqi people's vote in 2010.

    So, nearly 14 years after the illegal war began, there are no WMDs, there is no democracy and the war continues.