Wednesday, February 08, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY WONDERS ABOUT THE MOURNERS YESTERDAY

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC
 
THIS JUST IN.
 
BULLY BOY CONTINUES TO SCRATCH HIS HEAD OVER THE FUNERAL OF CORETTA SCOTT KING YESTERDAY.
 
"WHERE WAS EVERYONE?" BULLY BOY ASKED SCOTTY MCCLELLAN TODAY.  "I KEPT LOOKING FOR JAMES TAYLOR AND NEVER SAW HIM. AND HE SAID 'YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND'!"
 
THEN TO CONDI RICE, BULLY BOY SAID,  "CONDI, I NEVER KNEW TAPESTRY WAS SO POPULAR WITH YOUR PEOPLE."
 
INSTEAD OF CORRECTING HIM, RICE MERELY GRINNED, SAT DOWN AT THE PIANO AND BEGAN SERENADING BULLY BOY WITH "WHERE YOU LEAD (I WILL FOLLOW)." 
 
"AH, THAT'S NICE," BULLY BOY SAID,  "REAL NICE.  I SHOULD HAVE INVITED CORETTA KING TO PERFORM AT THE WHITE HOUSE.  ALWAYS DID LOVE 'i FEEL THE EARTH MOVE.' "
 
 


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