Wednesday, April 12, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY GOT SOME HARD LEARNING DISABILITIES!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY GOT SOME HARD LEARNING DISABILITIES!
WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG SCOTTY MCCLELLAN DECLARED TODAY, "THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT AN INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING AGENCY."
ON MAY 29, 2003, BULLY BOY STATED, "WE HAVE FOUND THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION."
THAT WAS NOT TRUE.
TWO DAYS PRIOR TO THAT ANNOUNCEMENT, A PENTAGON TEAM HAD CONCLUDED THIS WAS NOT TRUE. THE REPORT WAS SENT BACK TO THE BULLY BOY. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT CONTAIN ILLUSTRATIONS.
"ARE THERE ANY GOATS IN THIS?" BULLY BOY ASKED AT THE TIME WHEN THE REPORT WAS HANDED TO HIM. "I LIKE PET GOATS. AND TURTLES. DICK LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE. HE LOOKS LIKE A SNAPPING TURTLE. HE'S AWAYS READY TO BARK. MAYBE HE'S A DOG? I LIKE DOGS. ESPECIALLY LITTLE DOGS THAT I CAN CARRY AROUND LIKE A CLUTCH PURSE. MAMA DID NOT LIKE IT WHEN I DRESSED UP LIKE HER WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID. 'GEORGE! GET OUT OF MY SHOES! GEORGE PUT MY BRA BACK IN THE DRAWER!' IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH HER. WHY DO SOME PEOPLE SAY 'BRA' AND SOME PEOPLE SAY 'BRO'? YOU EVER WONDER THAT? OR LIKE WHAT ABOUT THE WAY THE WALLS ARE MOVING RIGHT NOW. PRETTY COOL, HUH?"
SPOKESPERSON AND LAP DOG SCOTTY ASSURED THE PRESS THAT BULLY BOY WAS NOT ON DRUGS BUT JUST HAD A HIGHLY "INQUISITIVE NATURE."