THIS JUST IN?
BUT I'M NOT AN INTERN!
OR A PAGE!
TEXT MESSAGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, NAUGHTY E-MAILER AND FORMER MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS UNTIL LAST FRIDAY, VANISHED THIS WEEKEND AND REPORTEDLY CHECKED INTO REHAB FOR ALCOHOL PROBLEMS.
IN A BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX'S EXCLUSIVE, WE PRESENT MARK FOLEY'S PLAN IN HIS OWN WORDS VIA AN EXCLUSIVE I.M. INTERVIEW.
MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX!
Maf54: Hey-hey-hey, Blondie! Waz up!!!!!
Wally: Who is this?
Maf54: Me so horny! LLTA! What ya wearing?
Wally: Who is this?
Maf54: You in your boxers?
Wally: Is this Mark Foley?
Maf54: Strip down, get relaxed. Love to slip them off you.
Wally: Aren't you in rehab?
Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Wally: Are you in rehab?
Maf54: Are you blonde all over?
Wally: Are you in rehab?
Maf54: You first.
Wally: Yes. Are you in rehab?
Maf54: MEGO. I totally knew that! Yeah, GD&R. We pretending I be stinky drunk. PITA, dude, PITA. WAZ UP!! \:D/
Wally: You're going to say you came on to underage boys because you were drunk?
Maf54: Yep. LABATYD. "Once a cork popper, always a cork popper" will give me a post-Congress career. They're going to say I was overworked. And as long as I keep quiet about who knew what when, I'll be rolling in the dough. NBD.
Wally: They're running a Walter Jenkins.
Maf54: No way! Who?
Wally: LBJ aide, caught with a guy in a public john in '64, charged with indecent exposure.
Maf54: What happened to him?
Wally: He faded out of public life.
Maf54: That's not going to happen to me. I keep quiet, they said I got it made.
Wally: They're lying to you.
Maf54: ROFL. You're too suspicious. Are you a big boy?
Wally: I gotta go.
Maf54: OMG! You are a big boy! Aren't ya?
Maf54: You still there?
Maf54: HELLO!!!!
Maf54: You gotta type "BRB" when you step away!!!!
Maf54: Dontcha wanna talk? Don't I make you a little horny? Dude, I am H4U.
Wally: No.
Maf54: But I just ripped the new Fall Out Boy!
Maf54: Hello!!!!
Maf54: HELLO!!!!
Maf54: K, Later. Dream about me. A WHET 1.
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