Monday, April 23, 2007

THIS JUST IN! DREAMGIRL ALBERTO!

 
HAVING ALREADY BEEN DECLARED THE UNDEFEATED CHAMP IN THE NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOKALIKE CONTESTS, US ATTORNEY GENERAL AND ALL AROUND MADCAP HAS SET HIS SIGHTS ON A NEW GOAL:
IMPERSONATING JENNIFER HUDSON!
 
SPEAKING TO THE PRESS TODAY, ALBERTO'S VOICE SOARED AS HE DELCARED HE STAYING ON THE JOB AND LAUNCHED INTO A WITHERING VERSION OF THE DREAMGIRLS CHESTNUT "AND I AM TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING."
 
REACHED FOR COMMENT, JENNIFER HOLIDAY, WHO CHARTED WITH THE SONG IN THE 80S AND WAS IN THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST OF DREAMGIRLS, DECLARED HIS PERFORMANCE WAS "NO 'YOU GO GIRL' BUT WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN AWAY WITH TORTURE, IS DESTROYING THE VERY FOUNDATION OF DEMOCRACY" VOTING "SUCH A STRETCH?"
 
 
 
In activism news, as Indybay Media notes, the USCS Students Against War had a strong victory last week when they suceeded in forcing the U.S. Army and U.S. Marine corps recruiters out of the UC Santa Cruz job fair to be held tomorrow. Natalaie McaIntyre states, We've upheld our community's values of tolerance and nonviolence despite federal attempts to impose militarism on our daily lives.  If every school prevented recruitment, if every port stopped shipping weapons, if every community refused to accept war profiteers as neighbors, war would be impossible."
 
Meanwhile, in Will They Cave News, Richard Cowan (Reuters) reports that US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has announced that veto threat or not, Congress will put forward "a war funding bill setting March 31 as the goal for pulling most U.S. troops out of Iraq."  This follows Garrett Reppenhagen, Michael T. McPhearson and Kevin Martin's open letter (at Truthout) noting that the Bully Boy "is playing a game of political chicken with Democratic Congressional leaders over nearly $100 billion to fund his war policies ina supplemental appropriations bill.  The president threatens to veto the bill after a House-Senate conference committe reconciles the differences in their separate bills, passes the reconciled version in both Houses and then sends it to the White House.  Bush predictably opposes any and all challenges by Congress to his warmaking authority, and the conference report will likely retain some mix of benchmarks, timelines for partial troop withdrawal in 2008 and other conditions from the House and Senate versions of the supplemental."  They note that should Bully Boy respond with a veto, Congress should "use it as an opportunity to end the war and bring our troops home now, not in 2008.  They should not bother attempting to override Bush's veto (which requires a 2/3 majority in both Houses and has next to no chance of occuring), nor should they come back with a weaker bill -- it is already too weak and full of loopholes that could leave tens of thousands of US troops in Iraq indefinitely -- nor a bill for short-term funding of the war."
 
Garett Reppenhagen is with Iraq Veterans Against the War, Michael McPhearson with Veterans for Peace and Kevin Martin with Peace Action.
 
Finally, in news of war resisters, The Deserter's Tale continues to be awarded strong review.  The book, written by US war resister Joshua Key with Lawrence Hill, has most recently been review by John Wright (Australia's Courier-Mail) who writes: "So, what can be going on in Iraq for someone by then already used to mayhem, fights and automatic weapons to flee?  Unfortunately, this 'disturbing' to say the least, impossible-to-put-down-adults-only book tells you. . .   I wasn't prepared for Key's graphic descriptions of what actually seems to be going on there."  Home from Iraq on leave in December 2003, Joshua Key self-checked out of the US military after witnessing war crimes and realizing that the war was based on lies.  The Deserter's Tale is the story of what he saw while serving in Iraq and how he came to the decision that the right from wrong he was taught was more important than simply following orders.  Joshua, Brandi key and their children went underground after he self-checked out before Key learned of Brandon Hughey, Jeremy Hinzman and other war resisters who had self-checked out and moved to Canada.  The Keys moved to Canada and Joshua Key is currently appealing the supposed (and laughable) refugee committee's decision as to whether or not he will be granted asylum.  Road from Ar Ramaid: The Private Rebellion of Staff Sergeant Mejia by Camilo Mejia is the next book out of the gates by a war resister --- The New Press will publish it May 1st.
 
Joshua Key and Camilo Mejia are part of a movement of war resistance within the military that also includes  Ehren Watada, Dean Walcott, Linjamin Mull, Augstin Aguayo, Justin Colby, Marc Train, Camilo Mejia, Robert Zabala, Darrell Anderson,  Kyle Snyder , Corey Glass, Jeremy Hinzman, Joshua Key, Mark Wilkerson, Camilo Mejia,  Patrick Hart, Ricky Clousing, Ivan Brobeck, Aidan Delgado, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Jeremy Hinzman, Stephen Funk, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Tim Richard, Hart Viges, Michael Blake and Kevin Benderman. In total, thirty-eight US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum. 
 
 
Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline, and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.
 
 


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