Wednesday, June 06, 2007

THIS JUST IN! JUNIOR'S GOT A MAN CRUSH!

 
 
COLUMNIST AND ADMINISTRATION SCHILL RUBEN NAVARRETTE JUNIOR WROTE ANOTHER LOVE LETTER OR, AS HE CALLED IT, "DEFENING DADDY" COLUMN.
 
WHAT COULD MAKE JUNIOR SO HOT TO JUMP IN ALBERTO'S LAP?  JUNIOR EXPLAINED IT WAS PROBABLY ALL THOSE YEARS AT THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS WHICH REMAINS CONSERVATIVE ALL THESE YEARS LATER.  JUNIOR TOLD US ALL ABOUT THE FABLED HISTORY OF THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS WHICH INCLUDES RUNNING A FULL PAGE AD, BORDERED IN BLACK, ATTACKING JFK THAT DAY IN 1963 WHEN HE VISITED DALLAS . . . AND WAS ASSASSINATED.  JUNIOR LAUGHED AS HE RECALLED HOW PUBLISHER TED DEALY RESPONDED TO QUESTIONS OF "HOW COULD YOU?" BY SAYING HE READ THE AD AND APPROVED IT, HOW IT REFLECTED THE PAPER'S POSITION. 
 
JUNIOR TOOK US THROUGH ALL THE LOWEST OF LOWS INCLUDING THE JANUARY 26, 1998 INCIDENT WHERE THE PAPER PUBLISHED A FALSE STORY CLAIMING A SECRET SERVICE AGENT HAD SEEN THEN PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND MONICAL LEWINSKY IN "A COMPROMISING POSITION."  JUNIOR LAUGHED AS HE NOTED HOW THE PAPER WAITED UNTIL IT WAS PICKED UP BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, LARRY KING ON CNN AND TED KOPPEL ON NIGHTLINE TO RETRACT THEIR STORY.
 
"REPORTING IS LYING," JUNIOR EXPLAINED.  "AND I AM HAPPY TO LIE FOR BIG DADDY ALBERTO.  I LOVE HIM.  I LOVES HIM.  I LOOOOVE, LOOOVE, LOOOOVE HIM!  MMMM!  BIG DADDY!  SPANK ME, I BEEN NAUGHTY!"
 
 
 
Starting with Adam Kokesh who has made a decision regarding the 'finding' of a military panel Monday.  Kokesh, along with other members of  Iraq Veterans Against the War, has been taking part in street theater (Operation First Casualty) and, on Monday, the US military attempted to punish him for that.  Nicole Colson (Socialist Worker) rightly points out that the participants/players wear fatigues and conduct "a mock patrol that he and other veterans participated in to show their opposition to the website."  Colson also notes that Kokesh, Liam Madden and Cloy Richards are in the Individual Ready Reserve (IRR) where you "aren't paid, don't participate in military exercises or drills, have no chain of command, and are almost never recalled to active duty."  Elaine Brower (OpEdNews) observes that, with only "2 weeks left in the Individual REady Reserves (IRR)," the US marine corps decides that a "military discplinary panel" is just the thing for Kokesh.  Appearing last week on CNN's Paula Zahn Now, Kokesh noted of arguments that he's restricted from wearing a uniform at certain types of gatherings (theater isn't listed and couldn't be, we'll get back to that) and Kokesh replied, "Well, actually, it's specifically stated in the -- in the UCMJ that -- the Uniform Code of Military Justice -- that it does not apply to members of the Individual Ready Reserve.  And, so -- that was my understanding."  That was also the military panel's understanding on Monday, they noted IRR wasn't covered by UCMJ.  So what are we talking about?
 
We're talking about street theater and whether or not anyone wears military drag, clown garb, or nothing, isn't something the US military has a say in.  The Supreme Court made that decision in 1970 (see Schacht v. United States -- we covered it Tuesday, we covered it Monday, and it was covered Sunday at The Third Estate Sunday Review).  If you're late too the party, cake's all gone but the Court was quite clear that the US military had no say over theater (stage, street, what have you) and whether or not their uniforms (in part or total) were worn -- nor did it matter whether the production was pro or anti-military.  None of it mattered, the Court was very clear that the US military had no authority over productions.
 
With the panel agreeing that UCMJ didn't cover Kokesh (or anyone in IRR) the only ruling is the Supreme Court verdict and any reading of it supports Kokesh.  Despite this, the panel wanted to issue Kokesh a "general discharge."  Dave Helling (Kansas City Star) reports that Michael Lebowitz, one of Kokesh's two attorneys, filed papers to move for a new hearing because the panel/board contained a member/judge who "wasn't a commissioned officer" and "Marine rules require all such board members to be commissioned officers."  Imagine that, the same group that thought they could ignore the Supreme Court also hoped they could get away with ignoring the marines' own rules regarding these panels.
 
Meanwhile, Randy Furst (Minneapolis Star Tribune) report (noted here yesterday, Monday and Sunday) on Luke, Leo and Leif Kamunen -- the three brothers who decided to self-check out of the US military during Christmas break -- has resulted in the paper running three letters. Paul Rozycki writes in to express agreement with the brothers ("I guess they wanted to serve their country, and then changed their minds when they found they were really to be serving as hostages to the president") while David Kaercher wants to relive his own boot camp days and Laurie Franklin can't understand why anyone would break "a contract."  Laurie's baffled, she's confused.  Why, why, why?  "A contract," she whines.  Suprisingly, she's not troubled that the Bully Boy lied a nation into an illegal war -- crimes of the administration don't concern her, but a contract . . . now that's serious!  So serious that she's offended by the paper putting the article on the front page.  But understand, she's "not a hawk" and she thinks Bully Boy is "inept" but she's apparently so tired from all her work to end the war -- judging by the letter that's the effort it took to "display several antiwar bumper stickers" --  because honking always ends the war! -- that her big beef is with three young people who said no to an illegal war.
 
Honking a horn doesn't end the war.  Affixing a bumper sticker doesn't end the war.  And, as we've seen, Dems in Congress aren't going to end the war.  So it's up to the people and the Kamunen brothers did their part which took a lot more energy and drive than slapping on a bumper sticker.  Those resisting within the military who go public can always count on cranks like Laurie and David.  But they still demonstrate the Courage to Resist and that will help end the illegal war.
 
The movement of resistance within the US military grows and includes Joshua Key, Ehren Watada, Terri Johnson, Luke Kamunen, Leif Kamunen, Leo Kamunen, Camilo Mejia, Kimberly Rivera, Dean Walcott, Linjamin Mull, Augstin Aguayo, Justin Colby, Marc Train, Robert Zabala, Darrell Anderson, Kyle Snyder , Corey Glass, Jeremy Hinzman, Kevin Lee, Joshua Key, Mark Wilkerson, Patrick Hart, Ricky Clousing, Ivan Brobeck, Aidan Delgado, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Jeremy Hinzman, Stephen Funk, Clifton Hicks, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Joshua Casteel, Katherine Jashinski, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Tim Richard, Hart Viges, Michael Blake, Christopher Mogwai, Christian Care and Kevin Benderman. In total, forty US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum.
 
 
 
Information on war resistance within the military can be found at Center on Conscience & War, The Objector, The G.I. Rights HotlineIraq Veterans Against the War and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters.
 
While the war drags on, Tania Branigan and Rosie Lavan (Guardian of London via Common Dreams) report that Christopher Meyer, former British ambassador to the US, declared to the Iraq Commission in London, "I personally believe that the presence of American and British and coalition forces is making things worse, not only inside Iraq but the wider region around Iraq."  This as Kirk Semple (New York Times) speaks with Hasan Nassar who tries to run an art gallery in Iraq but now "says he is ready to gather all of his art history archives -- articles, books, reviews, photographs, slides and paintings -- and burn them" because "I feel now that all humanity is against Iraq and against the Iraqi people and against Iraqi history and against Iraqi culture.  We entered an endless dark tunnel." 
 


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