"WELCOME TO NEVER-NEVER LAND," GUSHED SENATOR BAMBI OBAMA AS HE OPENED THE FRONT DOOR OF THE MANSION
HELPED HIM PURCHASE.
ENTERING WE SAW DISCARDED PIZZA BOXES, EMPTY COKE CANS. BAMBI SEEMED NOT TO NOTICE.
"NONSENSE," DISMISSED BAMBI SMOOTHING DOWN HIS FOOTIE PAJAMAS. "GOD HAS SPOKEN -- AFTER MY BUDDY
WE TRIED TO PERSIST WITH OTHER QUESTIONS BUT BAMBI INSISTED HE HAD TO CHECK HIS "STORIES" AND FIND OUT WHAT WAS UP WITH LUCAS AND OTHERS "
TURNING ON THE TV, HE BEGAN CURSING LOUDLY SINCE IT WAS SHOWING NOT ONE TREE HILL BUT
'S WINTER SOLDIER INVESTIGATION.