THIS JUST IN! KEITH'S SMACKDOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL-AID TABLE   DRUNK ON 2 WINE COOLERS, PISSED THAT HIS TEA ROOM WASN'T OPEN ALL NIGHT AND DESPERATE FOR A BRAWL, MSNBC'S KEITH OLBERMANN STAGGERED THROUGH THE STREETS.   FINALLY, HE FOUND SOMEONE.  HE'D KICK THEIR ASS!   THE WOMAN LOOKED TO BE A LITTLE OVER FIVE FOOT TALL, NOT A FULL INCH OVER, BUT A BIT OVER.  HE'D HAVE TO KNOCK HER CANE OUT OF HER GRIP BUT HE FIGURED HE HAD LUCK AND SPEED ON HIS SIDE, SHE MUST BE AT LEAST 82.   PUFFING OUT HIS MAN BOOBS HEAVY CHEST, KEITH OLBERMANN ATTEMPTED TO STRUT UP TO HER.   "LISTEN, LITTLE SISTER," HE SNARLED, "I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!"   THE WOMAN LOOKED AT HIM, SLAPPED HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND KEITH RAN OFF WHIMPERING.   "NO GOOD PUNK," MUTTERED THE WOMAN.       FROM THE TCI WIRE:     Starting with war resistance.   May 21st was when Corey Glass was told he would be deported. Glass is an Iraq War vet and a US war resister in Canada.  He was to be deported today.  Now he's been 'extended' through July 10th.  June 3rd Canada's House of Commons voted (non-binding motion) in favor of Canada being a safe harbor for war resisters. And people and organizations are fighting very hard for Glass and other war resisters to be welcomed in Canada, not deported. Sault This Week carries the following:   FROM LEE ZASLOSKY, coordinator, War Resisters Support Campaign: The Opposition parties in the House of Commons joined together to adopt a recommendation which, if implemented, would make it possible for U.S. Iraq War resisters to obtain permanent resident status in Canada.         The recommendation was adopted by a majority of Members of Parliament from the Liberal, Bloc Quebecois, and New Democratic Parties. The Conservatives voted against the motion.    The motion, which originated in the House of Commons Standing Committee on Citizenship and Immigration in December 2007, calls on the government to "immediately implement a program to allow conscientious objectors and their immediate family members...to apply for permanent resident status and remain in Canada; and...the government should immediately cease any removal or deportation actions...against such individuals."           Corey Glass, 25, a war resister who came to Canada in 2006 and was recently told to leave Canada by June 12 or face removal to the United States, welcomed the vote. "I'm thankful that the MPs voted to let me and the other war resisters stay in Canada. I'm also thankful to all the Canadians who urged their MPs to support us." This is a great victory for the courageous men and women who have come to Canada because they refuse to take part in the illegal, immoral Iraq War, and for the many organizations and individuals who have supported this campaign over the past four years.       The War Resisters Support Campaign is calling on the Conservative government to respect the democratic decision of the Canadian Parliament and immediately implement the motion and cease deportation proceedings against Corey Glass and other war resisters.             Lee Zaslofsky, coordinator of the War Resisters Support Campaign, is a Vietnam War deserter who came to Canada in 1970.     To keep the pressure on, Gerry Condon, War Resisters Support Campaign and Courage to Resist all encourage contacting the Diane Finley (Minister of Citizenship and Immigration -- 613.996.4974, phone; 613.996.9749, fax; e-mail finley.d@parl.gc.ca -- that's "finley.d" at "parl.gc.ca") and Stephen Harper (Prime Minister, 613.992.4211, phone; 613.941.6900, fax; e-mail pm@pm.gc.ca -- that's "pm" at "pm.gc.ca").   There is a growing movement of resistance within the US military which includes Megan Bean, Chris Bean,  Matthis Chiroux, Richard Droste, Michael Barnes, Matt Mishler, Josh Randall, Robby Keller, Justiniano Rodrigues, Chuck Wiley, James Stepp, Rodney Watson, Michael Espinal, Matthew Lowell, Derek Hess, Diedra Cobb, Brad McCall, Justin Cliburn, Timothy Richard, Robert Weiss, Phil McDowell, Steve Yoczik, Ross Spears, Peter Brown, Bethany "Skylar" James, Zamesha Dominique, Chrisopther Scott Magaoay, Jared Hood, James Burmeister, Jose Vasquez, Eli Israel, Joshua Key, Ehren Watada, Terri Johnson, Clara Gomez, Luke Kamunen, Leif Kamunen, Leo Kamunen, Camilo Mejia, Kimberly Rivera, Dean Walcott, Linjamin Mull, Agustin Aguayo, Justin Colby, Marc Train, Abdullah Webster, Robert Zabala, Darrell Anderson, Kyle Snyder, Corey Glass, Jeremy Hinzman, Kevin Lee, Mark Wilkerson, Patrick Hart, Ricky Clousing, Ivan Brobeck, Aidan Delgado, Pablo Paredes, Carl Webb, Stephen Funk, Blake LeMoine, Clifton Hicks, David Sanders, Dan Felushko, Brandon Hughey, Logan Laituri, Jason Marek, Clifford Cornell, Joshua Despain, Joshua Casteel, Katherine Jashinski, Dale Bartell, Chris Teske, Matt Lowell, Jimmy Massey, Chris Capps, Tim Richard, Hart Viges, Michael Blake, Christopher Mogwai, Christian Kjar, Kyle Huwer, Wilfredo Torres, Michael Sudbury, Ghanim Khalil, Vincent La Volpa, DeShawn Reed and Kevin Benderman. In total, at least fifty US war resisters in Canada have applied for asylum. Information on war resistance within the military can be found at The Objector, The G.I. Rights Hotline [(877) 447-4487], Iraq Veterans Against the War and the War Resisters Support Campaign. Courage to Resist offers information on all public war resisters. In addition, VETWOW is an organization that assists those suffering from MST (Military Sexual Trauma).     RECOMMENDED: "Iraq snapshot" "NPR?" "Other Items" "Iraq and how the Dems make McCain look good" "katie couric video" "barack follies" "Important commentary from Katie Couric" "Found on TV" "Katie Couric calls out sexism" "McCain goes after Obama, Couric wins an award" "Katie Couric has guts but who else does?" "Barack's latest problems" "Thank you, Couric -- anyone else?" "Pride & Shame" "Katie Couric addresses the sexism" "Peggy Simpson, Katie Couric" "Katie Couric's comments on sexism" "Big Tony Rezko" "THIS JUST IN! KATIE STANDS TALL!" 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