The Daily Jot: THIS JUST IN! BARRY SCREWS THE FAMILY POOCH!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

THIS JUST IN! BARRY SCREWS THE FAMILY POOCH!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL-AID TABLE

BARACK OBAMA CALLED THESE REPORTERS EARLIER TODAY DISTURBED BY SOMETHING HE SAW IN THE MORNING PAPERS. AFTER WE EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT HI AND LOIS WERE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE AND AGREED THAT CHIP DOES COME OFF CLOSETED BUT WE ARE SURE IT WILL ALL WORK OUT SOMEHOW.

SIGHING WITH RELIEF, BARACK ASKED US TO HOLD ON WHILE HE SKIMMED THROUGH THE NEWS.

"OH MY GOD!" HE EXCLAIMED. "I'VE SCREWED UP AGAIN! THEY THINK I WANT TO OFFER HILLARY CLINTON SECRETARY OF STATE! YOU GUYS KNOW WHY I WAS CALLING HER AND MET WITH HER."

INDEED [SEE "Faux pets for faux prez" AND "THIS JUST IN! MORE PROPS FOR BARACK!"] BUT WE WARNED HIM AGAINST PUSHING THE SELECTION OF A FAMILY PET OFF ON OTHERS.

"I'M SCREWED," BARACK FRETTED. "I DONE SCREWED THE FAMILY POOCH AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ONE YET!"

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