BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL-AID TABLETHE VOICE OF RUSSIA REPORTS CELEBRITY IN CHIEF BARRY O'S MARRIAGE HAS HIT THE ROCKS, THE FAN AND THE TRASH PILE.
THOUGH THE WHITE HOUSE IS OFFICIALLY DENYING THE REPORTS, WHITE HOUSE PLUS SIZE SPOKESMODEL JAY CARNEY INSISTED TO THESE REPORTERS THAT HE WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PROBLEMS BETWEEN THE FIRST COUPLE.
"IT WASN'T ME!" CARNEY SCREAMED BEFORE JIGGLING HIS EXPANDING BELLY. "AND THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH TURKEY AND HAM. DON'T YOU BE SAYING THE PREZ KNOCKED ME UP!"
ASKING THESE REPORTERS IF THEY KNEW WHERE HE COULD PURCHASE "A CHEAP, MAYBE EVEN SECOND HAND BREAST PUMP," CARNEY WALKED AWAY.
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
As noted this morning, misreporting took place by many outlets:
The Voice of Russia states, ""The United States is sending dozens of missiles and surveillance drones to Iraq to help government forces combat an explosion of violence by al-Qaida-backed insurgency that is gaining territory in both western Iraq and neighboring Syria." This is echoed by The NewsHour (PBS), "The U.S. is "quietly" sending dozens of Hellfire missiles and surveillance drones to Iraq, in hopes the government can quell an al-Qaeda insurgency." Noah Rayman (Time magazine) parrots, "The United States is supplying Iraq with arms and surveillance technology to combat al-Qaeda-backed insurgents amid worsening violence, the New York Times reported Thursday, two years after the last American combat troops left the country." AFP runs with, "The United States is sending Iraq dozens of missiles and surveillance drones to help it combat a recent surge in al-Qaida-backed violence, the New York Times reported Thursday. The weapons include a shipment of 75 Hellfire missiles purchased by Iraq, which Washington delivered to the country last week, the Times reported."
Fortunately, not all outlets have correspondents from the kiddie table. Elise Labott and Tom Cohen (CNN) get it right regarding who is providing arms, "Two years after bringing home U.S. troops from Iraq, the Obama administration is sending Hellfire rockets and ScanEagle surveillance drones to help government forces fight al Qaeda affiliates growing in influence, a State Department official confirmed to CNN on Thursday." Paul Richter (Los Angeles Times) also gets it right, "The Obama administration has begun sending Hellfire missiles and surveillance drone aircraft to Iraq to help the government battle an expanding threat from local Al Qaeda-affiliated militants, U.S. officials said, the first such assistance since the American withdrawal from Iraq in 2011."
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