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Throughout this week, I've repeatedly stressed that the only politician with a national profile who can tell the truth on Iraq is former Senator Mike Gravel. No one else can.
Today, Fritz comes along to prove me . . . right.
Former Senator Ernest F. Hollings comes along to prove that, while a train can whistle, a politician can only lie.
"Why America invaded -- and failed in -- Iraq," finds Fritz name dropping ("my old desk partner, Joe Biden"), envious of other countries ("What does Mossad say about Iraq?") but mainly just lying. Lying to himself and others.
Fritz insists he was against the Iraq War . . . before he was for it. See speaking to then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, sharp as a tack Fritz noticed Rumsfeld didn't answer him when he asked Donald, "What does Mossad say about Iraq?" So Fritz knew he had to vote against the 2002 war on Iraq resolution. Bully Boy Bush goes on TV making the case for starting war without provocation by declaring, "We cannot wait until the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud." Then Fritz "knew" (his term) that the CIA told Bully Boy Bush that Iraq had WMD.
How did he know it?
I think he spread his legs while Peatsy Hollings, noted music hater, whispered in the vicinity of his anus, "Real men start illegal wars."
That makes about as much since as anything else in his long lie of a column.
Personal favorite?
This passage:
I remember debating a PNAC Resolution on Iraq in 1998. We finally agreed under Trent Lott, the Senate majority leader, to a resolution on Iraq by a voice vote so long as the last paragraph was worded: “Under no circumstance does this permit military action against Iraq.” At that time, we wanted to stir dissent and have Iraq headed for a democracy but under no circumstance invade.
Yes, in the world of civil disobedience, no one has done more than the US Congress. He wanted "to stir dissent"?
Again, politicians lie.
And then they lie again.
Fritz isn't just lying, he's also stupid.
It's a generational stupid on his part.
Fritz spends his retirement writing these columns and gets all excited when they're printed. Not since Peatsy railed against the Prince-written Sheena Easton hit "Sugar Walls" has either spouse had an encounter with the modern world so many of us live in today.
Meaning?
Only an old fool who didn't grasp the internet would type that he voted for the resolution only after its last paragraph included "Under no circumstance does this permit military action against Iraq."
Only an old fool who didn't grasp the internet would type that claim.
Click here.
It's the resolution that passed the Senate (identical to what passed the House, by the way).
Where's the statement, Fritz?
It's not in the bill.
105th CONGRESS
2d Session
S. 2525
To establish a program to support a transition to democracy in Iraq.
_______________________________________________________________________
IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
September 29, 1998
Mr. Lott (for himself, Mr. Kerrey, Mr. McCain, Mr. Lieberman, Mr.
Helms, Mr. Shelby, Mr. Brownback, and Mr. Kyl) introduced the following
bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Foreign
Relations
_______________________________________________________________________
A BILL
To establish a program to support a transition to democracy in Iraq.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the
United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ``Iraq Liberation Act of 1998''.
SEC. 2. FINDINGS.
The Congress makes the following findings:
(1) On September 22, 1980, Iraq invaded Iran, starting an
eight year war in which Iraq employed chemical weapons against
Iranian troops and ballistic missiles against Iranian cities.
(2) In February 1988, Iraq forcibly relocated Kurdish
civilians from their home villages in the Anfal campaign,
killing an estimated 50,000 to 180,000 Kurds.
(3) On March 16, 1988, Iraq used chemical weapons against
Iraqi Kurdish civilian opponents in the town of Halabja,
killing an estimated 5,000 Kurds and causing numerous birth
defects that affect the town today.
(4) On August 2, 1990, Iraq invaded and began a seven month
occupation of Kuwait, killing and committing numerous abuses
against Kuwaiti civilians, and setting Kuwait's oil wells
ablaze upon retreat.
(5) Hostilities in Operation Desert Storm ended on February
28, 1991, and Iraq subsequently accepted the ceasefire
conditions specified in United Nations Security Council
Resolution 687 (April 3, 1991) requiring Iraq, among other
things, to disclose fully and permit the dismantlement of its
weapons of mass destruction programs and submit to long-term
monitoring and verification of such dismantlement.
(6) In April 1993, Iraq orchestrated a failed plot to
assassinate former President George Bush during his April 14-
16, 1993, visit to Kuwait.
(7) In October 1994, Iraq moved 80,000 troops to areas near
the border with Kuwait, posing an imminent threat of a renewed
invasion of or attack against Kuwait.
(8) On August 31, 1996, Iraq suppressed many of its
opponents by helping one Kurdish faction capture Irbil, the
seat of the Kurdish regional government.
(9) Since March 1996, Iraq has systematically sought to
deny weapons inspectors from the United Nations Special
Commission on Iraq (UNSCOM) access to key facilities and
documents, has on several occasions endangered the safe
operation of UNSCOM helicopters transporting UNSCOM personnel
in Iraq, and has persisted in a pattern of deception and
concealment regarding the history of its weapons of mass
destruction programs.
(10) On August 5, 1998, Iraq ceased all cooperation with
UNSCOM, and subsequently threatened to end long-term monitoring
activities by the International Atomic Energy Agency and
UNSCOM.
(11) On August 14, 1998, President Clinton signed Public
Law 105-235, which declared that ``the Government of Iraq is in
material and unacceptable breach of its international
obligations'' and urged the President ``to take appropriate
action, in accordance with the Constitution and relevant laws
of the United States, to bring Iraq into compliance with its
international obligations.''.
SEC. 3. POLICY OF THE UNITED STATES.
It should be the policy of the United States to seek to remove the
regime headed by Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq and to promote the
emergence of a democratic government to replace that regime.
SEC. 4. ASSISTANCE TO SUPPORT A TRANSITION TO DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ.
(a) Authority To Provide Assistance.--The President may provide to
the Iraqi democratic opposition organizations designated in accordance
with section 5 the following assistance:
(1) Broadcasting.--(A) Grant assistance to such
organizations for radio and television broadcasting by such
organizations to Iraq.
(B) There is authorized to be appropriated to the United
States Information Agency $2,000,000 for fiscal year 1999 to
carry out this paragraph.
(2) Military assistance.--(A) The President is authorized
to direct the drawdown of defense articles from the stocks of
the Department of Defense, defense services of the Department
of Defense, and military education and training for such
organizations.
(B) The aggregate value (as defined in section 644(m) of
the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961) of assistance provided
under this paragraph may not exceed $97,000,000.
(b) Humanitarian Assistance.--The Congress urges the President to
use existing authorities under the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961 to
provide humanitarian assistance to individuals living in areas of Iraq
controlled by organizations designated in accordance with section 5,
with emphasis on addressing the needs of individuals who have fled to
such areas from areas under the control of the Saddam Hussein regime.
(c) Restriction on Assistance.--No assistance under this section
shall be provided to any group within an organization designated in
accordance with section 5 which group is, at the time the assistance is
to be provided, engaged in military cooperation with the Saddam Hussein
regime.
(d) Notification Requirement.--The President shall notify the
congressional committees specified in section 634A of the Foreign
Assistance Act of 1961 at least 15 days in advance of each obligation
of assistance under this section in accordance with the procedures
applicable to reprogramming notifications under such section 634A.
(e) Reimbursement Relating to Military Assistance.--
(1) In general.--Defense articles, defense services, and
military education and training provided under subsection
(a)(2) shall be made available without reimbursement to the
Department of Defense except to the extent that funds are
appropriated pursuant to paragraph (2).
(2) Authorization of appropriations.--There are authorized
to be appropriated to the President for each of the fiscal
years 1998 and 1999 such sums as may be necessary to reimburse
the applicable appropriation, fund, or account for the value
(as defined in section 644(m) of the Foreign Assistance Act if
1961) of defense articles, defense services, or military
education and training provided under subsection (a)(2).
(f) Availability of Funds.--(1) Amounts authorized to be
appropriated under this section are authorized to remain available
until expended.
(2) Amounts authorized to be appropriated under this section are in
addition to amounts otherwise available for the purposes described in
this section.
SEC. 5. DESIGNATION OF IRAQI DEMOCRATIC OPPOSITION ORGANIZATION.
(a) Initial Designation.--Not later than 90 days after the date of
enactment of this Act, the President shall designate one or more Iraqi
democratic opposition organizations that satisfy the criteria set forth
in subsection (c) as eligible to receive assistance under section 4.
(b) Designation of Additional Groups.--At any time subsequent to
the initial designation pursuant to subsection (a), the President may
designate one or more additional Iraqi democratic opposition
organizations that satisfy the criteria set forth in subsection (c) as
eligible to receive assistance under section 4.
(c) Criteria for Designation.--In designating an organization
pursuant to this section, the President shall consider only
organizations that--
(1) include a broad spectrum of Iraqi individuals and
groups opposed to the Saddam Hussein regime; and
(2) are committed to democratic values, to respect for
human rights, to peaceful relations with Iraq's neighbors, to
maintaining Iraq's territorial integrity, and to fostering
cooperation among democratic opponents of the Saddam Hussein
regime.
(d) Notification Requirement.--At least 15 days in advance of
designating an Iraqi democratic opposition organization pursuant to
this section, the President shall notify the congressional committees
specified in section 634A of the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961 of his
proposed designation in accordance with the procedures applicable to
reprogramming notifications under such section 634A.
SEC. 6. WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL FOR IRAQ.
Consistent with section 301 of the Foreign Relations Authorization
Act, Fiscal Years 1992 and 1993 (Public Law 102-138), House Concurrent
Resolution 137, 105th Congress (approved by the House of
Representatives on November 13, 1997), and Senate Concurrent Resolution
78, 105th Congress (approved by the Senate on March 13, 1998), the
Congress urges the President to call upon the United Nations to
establish an international criminal tribunal for the purpose of
indicting, prosecuting, and imprisoning Saddam Hussein and other Iraqi
officials who are responsible for crimes against humanity, genocide,
and other criminal violations of international law.
SEC. 7. ASSISTANCE FOR IRAQ UPON REPLACEMENT OF SADDAM HUSSEIN REGIME.
It is the sense of Congress that, once Saddam Hussein is removed
from power in Iraq, the United States should support Iraq's transition
to democracy by providing immediate and substantial humanitarian
assistance to the Iraqi people, by providing democracy transition
assistance to Iraqi parties and movements with democratic goals, and by
convening Iraq's foreign creditors to develop a multilateral response
to Iraq's foreign debt incurred by Saddam Hussein's regime.
"Under no circumstance does this permit military action against Iraq"?
No, it's not in the resolution.
Well there was other action in the Senate, on Iraq, in 1998.
Maybe it was in another Iraq resolution?
It wasn't in this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one.
Now maybe Fritz isn't lying.
Maybe his mind is gone?
Or maybe in real time Trent Lott put one over on him and tricked him into believing the phrase was in a bill on Iraq in 1998 when it wasn't?
Again, find me a politician with a national profile who's not lying about Iraq. Other than Mike Gravel, you really can't.
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