TODAY, THE F.B.I. ANNOUNCED CRANKY CLINTON BROKE THE LAW BUT THEY COULD NOT PROVE INTENT SO NO PROSECUTION.
THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT IS NOT THE F.B.I.'S JOB TO PROVE INTENT.
THE STUNT LEFT AMERICA WONDERING EXACTLY HOW BILL CLINTON PUT IT TO LORETTA LYNCH WHEN THEY SPENT 30 MINUTES ON HER PLANE ALONE LAST WEEK.
DID HE THREATEN HER WITH SOME UNKNOWN INCIDENT?
OR DID HE PUT IT TO HER THE WAY HE PUT IT TO MONICA LEWINSKY, GENNIFER FLOWERS AND COUNTLESS OTHER WOMEN?
REGARDLESS, AMERICA'S LEAST LIKED TROLL DOLL, CRANKY CLINTON, APPEARS TO HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH BREAKING HE LAW.
Baghdad's slammed with a bombing today.
AP counts 18 dead and forty-five injured in the bombing. The bombing is already 'yesterday' (time change) in Iraq:
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