BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE
JUST WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDED: POLITICAL TALK FROM ELLEN!
ELLEN DEGENERES REPLACED ROSIE O'DONNELL AS THE QUEEN OF NICE.
BUT, LIKE ROSIE, HER REIGN IS COMING TO AN END.
A SURE SIGN IS THAT NOT ONLY DO RUMORS TALK ABOUT HOW MEAN SHE IS TO PEOPLE BUT NOW SHE'S GOING INTO POLITICS.
ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO IS START RUNNING MCCALL'S AND SHE'S ROSIE ALL OVER!
ALL THAT YAPPING OVER THE GUESTS AND THEN THAT DANCE BIT HASN'T AGED WELL.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, SHE TOLD THESE REPORTERS THAT, IN APRIL, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO UP HER RATINGS AND MEDIA PROFILE: "YEP, I'M STRAIGHT!"
Let's talk about what's happened.
And let's call a group The Debra Messings because that instantly conveys insanity.
So you move into a neighborhood. You paint your house, you move all your belongings in.
Then The Debra Messings see your things.
Well, they tell themselves, you seem okay there but you'd be much better there with a few changes.
So they break into your home and put things the way they'd have them.
And in the process, they destroy your home.
Although it's crumbling now and falling apart, suddenly they notice someone has moved in next to you and they're off to 'renovate' that home as well.
That's America.
That's what we've done.
We never dealt with the Iraq War.
It was a war based on lies and none of the liars faced charges -- let alone a Congressional investigation.
After the November 2008 election, we allowed the US media to 'retreat' or 'surrender.'
They began decamping from Iraq.
Before Dick Clark's Rocking New Years Eve of 2008 aired, ABC NEWS had already announced that they'd be rebroadcasting BBC NEWS clips to cover any developments in Iraq.
And the American people were okay with that.
Denial was the hallmark of Barack Obama's two terms as president.
And let's call a group The Debra Messings because that instantly conveys insanity.
So you move into a neighborhood. You paint your house, you move all your belongings in.
Then The Debra Messings see your things.
Well, they tell themselves, you seem okay there but you'd be much better there with a few changes.
So they break into your home and put things the way they'd have them.
And in the process, they destroy your home.
Although it's crumbling now and falling apart, suddenly they notice someone has moved in next to you and they're off to 'renovate' that home as well.
That's America.
That's what we've done.
We never dealt with the Iraq War.
It was a war based on lies and none of the liars faced charges -- let alone a Congressional investigation.
After the November 2008 election, we allowed the US media to 'retreat' or 'surrender.'
They began decamping from Iraq.
Before Dick Clark's Rocking New Years Eve of 2008 aired, ABC NEWS had already announced that they'd be rebroadcasting BBC NEWS clips to cover any developments in Iraq.
And the American people were okay with that.
Denial was the hallmark of Barack Obama's two terms as president.
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