The Daily Jot: THIS JUST IN! NASTY ASS ALYSSA!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

FORMER CHILD ACTRESS AND FOREVER HATEFUL HAG ALYSSA MILANO'S BACK TO HER OLD TRICKS.

I wish you wouldn’t gerrymander my empathy. I have enough space in my heart to worry about ALL children everywhere.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE ONES WHO GO TO A CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL -- THOSE CHILDREN SHE ATTACKS WITH HER NASTY ASS.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, THE HAG EXPLAINED SHE WAS IN THE MIDST OF HER MONTHLY CHEMICAL PEEL AND COULDN'T TALK LONG.

"BUT I WILL SAY MY RIGHTY FANS TOOK OFFENSE TO SO MUCH."

THESE REPORTERS EXPLAINED TO THE HAGTRESS THAT WE WERE NOT HER FANS -- AND WE DIDN'T THINK SHE HAD MANY FANS THESE DAYS -- NOT AS AN ACTRESS. DIDN'T SHE WALK OUT ON THE LOW RATED SHOW MISTRESSES TO AVOID BEING FIRED AFTER REPEATED STUNTS ON THE SET?

FANS? SHE'D NEED A CAREER TO HAVE FANS.

AS FOR "RIGHTY," WE ARE BOTH LEFT WING -- FAR BEYOND THE HAGTRESS' SUPERFICIAL LEFT POSE THAT ALWAYS TRANSLATES AS "ELECTED DEMOCRATS ARE MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND ONLY DO GOOD AND WONDEROUS THINGS."

TOLD THAT, THE HAGTRESS SNARLED, "YOU CAN KISS MY GRANNY ASS!" WITH THAT SHE HOLLERED TO AN ASSISTANT TO HANG THE PHONE UP FOR HER.

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

The Vietnam War dragged on for years and years. One difference? Each year the American people grew more and more vocal about calling for an end to it. Of course, back then, the network news was the only televised news outlet. You didn't have idiots like Rachel Maddow posing as reporters -- MSNBC presents her as a 'reporter.' She's not. She's a talk show host and she does not do "in depth reporting" -- or any reporting at all -- for that matter, no matter how many press releases MSNBC issues. With all these hours to fill, the cable channels do not do reporting. They'll do an interview and pass that off as reporting or news but it's not.

And it's always about a 'hot' topic that's 'trending.' It's not about issues that actually matter. I doubt anyone watching an evening newscast in the US in, say, 1967, would have thought the day would come where the US could be at war (multiple wars today, actually) and the war wouldn't be a nightly staple on the news.

But we don't have news. We have feel good clips. We have interviews. We have opinions. And the opinions aren't even on things that matter.

The American people are shaped by their media. I don't deny that. But let's get honest about how willfully stupid so many are -- especially over here on the left. The Iraq War continues but they'd rather bore you with any number of other topics.

NEWSWEEK proclaims that the only winner in the Iraq War, per the US military, is Iran. And they do it on the 22nd of this week. It's the report we covered on the 18th. That day, NEWSWEEK was too busy with Jason Leopold's latest implosion. It hadn't imploded yet, so they spent forever running with it. But it did implode, didn't it? Maybe the next time the US military releases a report that they've refused to release for years, NEWSWEEK focuses on that and not the conjecture of a reporter who has had one scoop after another explode in his face?

There are real issues at play here. But the media is too busy playing to notice. There are exceptions. For example, the editorial board of THE TOLEDO BLADE observes: