BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY GOES PUNK OR GETS PUNKED?
WITH HIS APPROVAL RATING CONTINUING TO FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET, BULLY BOY HAS EITHER GONE PUNK OR BEEN PUNKED FURTHER.
TODAY THE BULLY BOY DECLARED THAT THE REASON THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT HAS YET TO FORM A UNITY GOVERNMENT IS BECAUSE OF
THE "MILITIAS."
THE PRESS CORPS CHUCKLED LIGHTLY SINCE, AS EVERYONE BUT THE BRAIN DEAD KNOW, THE REASON NOTHING HAS BEEN FORMED IN PRIME MINISTER WANNA-BE AL-MALIKI'S GOVERNMENT IS BECAUSE A) OF U.S. INTERFERENCE AND B) THE FIGHT OVER WHO WILL BE OIL MINISTER.
WHISPERED ONE REPORTER, "IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HIS APPROVAL RATING HAS DROPPED TO 29%"
"OR DOESN'T CARE," ADDED ANOTHER.
"BULLY COULD NEVER DO MATH!" SLURRED A DRUNKEN WOMAN WHO LOOKED LIKE LAURA BUSH BUT WAS NOT LAURA BUSH. "WE LOST SO MUCH MONEY ONE CHRISTMAS WHEN HE TRIED TO DO DIVISION WITH DIME BAGS. HEY, I'M OUT OF LONE STAR!"
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