BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
IT TAKES A COWARD --
SOMETIMES TWO!
NOT CONTENT TO BE KNOWN AS THE LOYAL SUCKS UP, RENEGADE CLINTONISTA EVAN BLAH IS PUSHING FOR WAR WITH IRAN WITH THE HOPES THAT IT MIGHT MAKE HIM A "REAL BOY."
JOINING IN THE MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS IS DARK HORSE, AND RICHARD NIXON DEAD RINGER, MARK WARNER.
"SIMPLY LASHING OUT IN ANGER AT THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH WHAT WE WANT," WHINED EVAN BLAH WHILE SHOVING BOTH HANDS DOWN HIS PANTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO RELIEVE THE NASTY CASE OF BLOOD LUST HE HAS IN HIS LOINS.
FUTURE "WHO WAS HE?" WARNER AGREED QUICKLY WHILE STARING LONGINGLY AT BLAH'S HANDS AND PANTING HARD.
THE WE-CAN-GET-BEHIND-OUR-BULLY-BOY-OR-ON-OUR-KNEES-IN-FRONT-OF-HIM-OR-ON-ALL-FOURS-OR-WHATEVER-YOU-WANT-JUST-DROP-A-TWENTY-ON-THE-DRESSER CROWD GATHERED AT THE NON PROGRESSIVE GATHERING SPONSORED BY THE REPUBLICANS IN DEM-LITE PULL UPS AND TRAINING PANTS "PROGRESSIVE" POLICY INSTITUTE.
WILL MARSHALL, WHO WASN'T WANTED IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ISN'T WANTED IN THE DEMOCRATIC ONE THOUGH HE FAILS TO TAKE A HINT, WORE HIS USUAL CHEAP SUIT, GREASY GRIN AND GOP BELIEFS IN FULL.
SAID MARSHALL BETWEEN BOUTS OF BREAKING WIND, "I WRECKED THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND NOW I WANT TO WORK MY MAGIC ON THE DEMOCRATIC ONE. I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY."
"GOOD PLAN!" AGREED EVAN BLAH WHO REFUSED TO STAND DOWNWIND FROM MARSHALL.
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