BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
CONDI RICE FINALLY GETS IT!
CONDI RICE RETURNED TO DC IN TEARS FOLLOWING THE RECEPTION SHE RECEIVED MONDAY AT BOSTON COLLEGE.
SEEKING A SYMPATHETIC SHOULDER, SHE HURRIED THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE. THERE WAS HARRIE MIERS.
BUT HARRIE WAS SO BITTER AFTER SCALITO BUZZED PAST HER AND ON TO THE COURT.
THERE WAS KAREN HUGHES BUT SHE COULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF CLOTHES FOR GYM COACHES.
CONDI REALIZED SHE WAS ALONE -- A VICTIM OF THE WORK-WIVES WARS.
SHE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP ALL HOPE WHEN SHE SAW FORMER WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG SCOTTY CROUCHING BEHIND A LARGE POTTED FERN.
"MCCLELLAN!" CONDI HOLLERED.
"SHH!" SCOTTY CAUTIONED. "DON'T GIVE ME AWAY!"
PAST TIME TO GO, STILL DESPERATE TO HOLD ON, SCOTTY WAS THE FIRST WORK-WIFE WHO WOULD NOT GO GRACEFULLY.INTO THE NIGHT.
WAS THAT HER FATE? WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAT THAT?
SHE HAD HER ANSWER. IT WAS APPROACHING. SIPPING FROM A CAN OF LONE STAR. SMILING.
SHREIKING, CONDI RAN DOWN THE HALL STRAIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DONALD RUMSFELD.
BREAKING DOWN SHE SPILLED EVERY DETAIL OF BOSTON TO HIM.
"WHY DO THEY HATE ME?" SHE ASKED CRYING. "WHY DO THEY HATE ME! ME!"
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN," SECRETARY RUMSFELD SAID SHAKING CONDI BY THE SHOULDERS. "THEY HATE YOU FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!"
"THAT'S IT!" CONDI SAID SLAPPING HER FOREHEAD. "THAT'S IT! THEY HATE ME FOR MY FREEDOMS. TERRORISTS!"
NODDING RUMSFELD AGREED, "YOU KNOW, IT IS THE HOME OF JOHN KERRY. WHAT SAY WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS BOSTON 'SITUATION'?"
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