Monday, May 22, 2006

THIS JUST IN! "FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

BULLY BOY PRESS - CHICAGO.

THIS JUST IN!

"FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES APPARENTLY BUT NOT TO IRAQ. NO FORWARDING ADDRESS WAS LEFT.

"FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

WHO WANTS TO LIVE NEXT TO THE BULLY BOY?

"FREEDOM IS MOVING," SAID BULLY BOY, "BUT IT'S IN INCREMENTAL STEPS AND THE ENEMY'S PROGRESS IS ALMOST INSTANT ON THEIR TV SCREENS."

THE REMARK LED MANY TO AGAIN WONDER WHEN BULLY BOY WILL BE REQUIRED TO MASTER SIMPLE ENGLISH?

SHOULD AN ENGLISH ONLY MEASURE PASS, WOULDN'T THOSE LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE BE REQUIRED TO FOLLOW IT?

INCREMENTAL STEPS, BULLY BOY CAUTIONED, WARNING IT WAS 1 STEP AT A TIME. THE STEP SO FAR HAS COST NEARLY 2500 AMERICAN TROOPS. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY MORE IN STEP TWO?


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