Wednesday, June 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! A BULLY BABY IS BORN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
A BULLY BABY IS BORN!
 
TO THE TAX PAYERS OF AMERICA, ON THIS FINE DAY, COMES THE NEWS OF A BULLY BOY BEING BORN.  "HARK!" THE TERRIBLE BULLIES SING, "JOY TO THE SCREW THE TAX PAYER THING."
 
IN THE FALL OF 2005, THE U.S. CONGRESS DECIDED THAT THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL'S JET SHOULD BE SHARED WITH HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY MICHAEL LEAVITT "IN TIMES OF EMERGENCIES AND IN THE DAYS FOLLOWING SUCH EMERGENCIES."
 
LEAVITT HAS TAKEN THAT TO MEAN HE CAN MAKE 19 TRIPS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NON-EMERGENCY TASK OF PRESS CONFERENCES FOR NON-EMERGENCY ISSUES.  HE HAS USED THE JET ON 19 TRIPS AT A COST TO TAX PAYERS OF AT LEAST $720,000
 
TWICE, WHEN THERE WERE ACTUAL EMERGENCIES FOR THE CDC "THE CDC WAS FORCED TO USE ANOTHER PLANE BEACUASE LEAVITT WAS USING THE GULFSTREAM."
 
AS THE 1ST SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICESTO HAVE ACCESS THE PLANE FOR EMERGENCIES ALONE, MIKE LEAVITT HAS DEMONSTRATED, IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS, THAT HE CAN FIND A NUMBER OF USES FOR IT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S NON-EMERGENCY TASKS -- AFTER ALL, THE TAX PAYERS ARE FOOTING THIS BILL.
 
VICE-PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WAS HEARD TO COO, "I WANT TO HOLD THE IDDY BIDDY BULLY BAY JUST AS SOON AS BULLY BOY'S DONE NURSING HIM,  YES, I DO. YES, I DO.  WHO'S THE BULLY BABY?  WHO'S THE LITTLE BULLY BABY?  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  I LIKE TO SLING THEM AT DONNIE [RUMSFELD] SO MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!"
 
 
 

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