BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'
BULLY BOY WAS FLOWN INTO BAGHAD. HE EMERGED FROM THE PLANE, WHICH HE DID NOT FLY, WEARING A TIE.
WHEN ASKED THE COLOR, HE ANSWERED, "AZURE?"
LOOKING AROUND HE SAW SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE NODDING.
"AZURE," HE SAID MORE CONFIDENTLY. "I SURE. AZURE."
AND HOW DID THEY DECIDE TO COME TO IRAQ?
"BY PLANE!" BULLY BOY GIGGLED.
BASKING IN THE PRESS ATTENTION BULLY BOY SCUFFED HIS SHOE AGAINST THE GROUND, GRINNED AND DECLARED, "THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN YOUR HANDS."
SHOCKED IRAQIS, PUPPETS AND OTHERS, STARED AT ONE ANOTHER OPEN MOUTHED WHILE BULLY BOY GIGGLED AND NODDED.
"TROOPS H --" BULLY BOY WAS IN THE MIDST OF SAYING WHEN CONDI SWATTED HIM ON THE ASS.
"THAT'S IT BUSTER BULLY BROWN!" RICE SNAPPED. "NO GAMEBOY FOR YOU ON THE RIDE HOME!"
AS BULLY BOY MARCHED TOWARDS THE CORNER SECRETARY RICE POINTED HIM TOWARDS, RICE EXPLAINED THAT, OF COURSE, BULLY BOY WAS JUST JOKING.
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