Tuesday, July 25, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY PULLS AN ALL NIGHTER!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY PULLS AN ALL NIGHTER!
 
TRYING TO GET A HANDLE ON THE 'RACE' SITUATION HE RECENTLY DISCOVERED, BULLY BOY SPENT SEVERAL HOURS LAST NIGHT DOING RESEARCH, ACCORDING TO 2 UNNAMED WHITE HOUSE SOURCES.
 
THE RESEARCH AMOUNTED TO VIEWING THE 3 AND 1/2 HOUR SANFORD & SON BLOCK ON TV LAND AND PRACTICING SOME OF FRED SANFORD'S SLAMS ON AUNT ESTHER FOR LATER USE ON SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE.
 
AT THE END OF THE 3 AND 1/2 HOUR BLOCK, BULLY POINTED EXCITEDLY TO THE SCREEN SHOWING JOYCE DEWITT AND SUZANNE SOMERS, SAYING, "SEE!  THINGS GET BETTER!  WE'RE NO LONGER AT A JUNK YARD!"
 
THE BULLY BOY WAS SO BUSY WITH RESEARCH THAT HE WAS UNABLE TO LEARN HIS PREPARED REMARKS FOR TODAY.
 
"NO PROBLEM, 'YOU DUMMY!'" HE SAID GRINNING AT HIS USE OF A RED FOXX CATCH-PHRASE, "I'LL JUST SAY EXACTLY WHAT I SAID ON JUNE 13TH."
 
WHICH IS MORE OR LESS WHAT HE DID.
 
 
BULLY BOY STATED JUNE 13TH:
 
My message to the Iraqi people is this: seize the moment, seize the opportunity to develop a government of and by and for the people. I come away from here believing that the will is strong.
 
 
The Iraqi people want to succeed. They want to end this violence.
 
 
 
I'm impressed the strength of your character and your desire to succeed. And I'm impressed by your strategy.
 
 
We're impressed by your courage, Mr. Prime Minister, and we're impressed by the courage of the Iraqi people. And we want to help you.
 
 
 
We discussed -- I discussed earlier with the prime minister and here with his cabinet and with members of my Cabinet the strategy necessary to have a country that is capable of answering to the needs of the people.
 
 
We discussed a lot of issues.
 
THE SAME OLD SONG. 
 
 
Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"

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