Friday, July 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
DON'T TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU!
 
COORS BEER MAGNATE PETE COORS ADMITTED TODAY THAT HE WAS BUSTED IN MAY FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
 
THE SURPRISINGLY MODEST PETE NOTED THAT "I'VE ADVOCATED FOR THE RESPONSIBLE USE OF OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCTS" FOR MANY YEARS.
 
AS THE NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD HAS REPORTED, THE COORS BREWING FAMILY HAS LONG ADVOCATED FOR MUCH MORE THAN RESPONSIBLE DRINKING -- THEY'VE ALSO FOUND PLENTY OF TIME TO ENDORSE HOMOPHOBIA BOTH WITH WORDS AND "MILLIONS OF DOLLARS".
 
AS SALON HAS NOTED, PETE'S "FOUNDATIONS HAVE PROVIDED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO GROUPS THAT PROMOTE RADICAL PRIVATIZATION, INCLUDING THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION, THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE, AND THE CATO INSTITUTE."
 
PETE WAS VERY MODEST ABOUT THOSE 'ACCOMPLISHMENTS' WHEN RUNNING HIS FAILED CAMPAIGN FOR THE U.S. SENATE SO IT'S NOT ALL THAT SURPRISING THAT 'MODESTY' PREVENTED THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE 55-YEAR-OLD BEER BOY GOT BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING TWO MONTHS AGO.
 


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