Monday, July 10, 2006

THIS JUST IN! ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKS CHILD LABOR LAWS!

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKS CHILD LABOR LAW!
 
 
 
The minimum age for employment is 14 years old. There are some exceptions such as newspaper delivery; performing in radio, television, movie, or theatrical productions; and work for parents in their solely-owned nonfarm business (except in manufacturing or in hazardous jobs).
 
 
THAT IS THE LAW.  THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IS IN VIOLATION.
 
 
A CHILD UNDER 10 IS WRITING FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS!
 
THE LITTLE BOY'S NAME IS GEORGE GEDDA.
 
 
There are still disagreements over such issues as global warming, the death penalty and the U.S.-run prison at Guantanamo Bay, but it is still hard to remember a time when U.S.-German relations were on a sounder footing.
 
PROVING THAT HE HAS NO MEMORY OF U.S. AND GERMAN RELATIONS PRIOR TO THE BULLY BOY'S OCCUPATION OF THE OVAL OFFICE, GEORGE GEDDA OUTS HIMSELF AS UNDER 10 SINCE ANYONE OLDER WOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER A TIME WHEN RELATIONS BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES "WERE ON A SOUNDER FOOTING." 
 
MOST RECENTLY THAT TIME WAS CALLED "THE CLINTON ERA."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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