Wednesday, July 19, 2006

THIS JUST IN! JERRY LEWIS SINGS "YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS"

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
JERRY LEWIS SINGS "YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS!"
 
NO, NOT JERRY "THE KILLER LEWIS," JERRY LEWIS IN THE CONGRESS, GUY WITH THE PETER GRAVES WIG AND CHICKLETS TEETH. 
 
WHY'S HE SINGING?  WOULDN'T YOU BE IF YOU INVESTED $22,000 IN 2005 AND IT WAS NOW WORTH $60,000?
 
HOW HE'D GET SO LUCKY?  WHEN JERRY LEWIS WAS MADE CHAIR OF THE HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE HIS FRIEND JAMES ROBISON WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE SECURITY BANK OF CALIFORNIA SAID, "HEY JERRY?  YOU A BIG DOG NOW.  YOU SPREAD MY BUTTER, I SPREAD YOUR JAM.  COME ON JERRY, DO ME A SOLID."
 
WHICH IS HOW JERRY LEWIS, THE CHAIR OF THE HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS ENDED UP WITH "THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY INTO SECURITY BANK OF CALIFORNIA".
 
HE'S MONEY!  QUESTION NOW: IS HE THE NEXT REPUBLICAN TO BE PLAUGED WITH SCANDALS?
 
 
 
 
 
 


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