BULLY BOY PRESS - DC
THIS JUST IN!
IN A SNIT, ALBIE TURNS ON BULLY BOY!
TRICKED INTO BELIEVING THAT IT WAS DRESS UP DAY IN THE SENATE, ALBERTO GONZALES (ATTORNEY GENERAL AND INTERNATIONAL WINNER IN THE BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST) STEPPED INTO THE SENATE TODAY AND WAS HAPPY TO SEE LINDSEY GRAHAM LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE TRUMAN CAPOTE.
ALBIE LOVES DRESS UP.
LOOKING AROUND, HE QUICKLY REALIZED, HOWEVER, THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM ALWAYS LOOK LIKE TRUMAN CAPOTE AND, THEN, THAT THIS WASN'T A DRESS UP DAY: THE SENATORS HAD LIED TO HIM JUST TO GET HIM TO TESTIFY!
MIFFED, PISSED AND ALL THE OTHER "-ED" WORDS, ALBIE THREW CAUTION THE WIND AND PUT THE BLAME ON BULLY, TELLING THE SENATE THAT THE OFFICE OF PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY HAD TO STOP THEIR PROBE INTO THE ILLEGAL, WARRANTLESS SPYING ON AMERICAN CITIZENS BECAUSE BULLY BOY WOULD NOT ALLOW IT TO GO FORWARD.
AS PEOPLE RECOVERED FROM THE BOMBSHELL, ALBIE GRABBED HIS TENNIS RACKET, STATED HE HAD A MIXED DOUBLES MATCH AND BEGGED OFF FROM FURTHER QUESTIONS.
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