THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY'S HIRING PROCESS NEEDS BASIC TRAINING!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

BULLY BOY'S HIRING PROCESS NEEDS BASIC TRAINING!

 

CONVICTED IN JUNE, DAVID SAFAVIAN NOW WANTS TO PULL AN EXCUSE BREAK.

 

SAFAVIAN HAD BEEN THE CHIEF OF STAFF OF THE GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION UNTIL SLAP-AND-TICKLE OF THE FINANCIAL SORT BETWEEN SAFAVIAN AND JACK ABRAMOFF WENT PUBLIC QUICKER THAN A CELEB BUSTED IN A MEN'S ROOM JOHN WHILE ENGAGING IN ORAL.

 

SAFAVIAN DOES NOT DENY GUILT AS HE ATTEMPTS TO APPEAL HIS CONVICTION.  WHAT HIS LAWYER ARGUES IS THAT SAFAVIAN "WASN'T LYING BECAUSE THE WORDING WAS AMBIGUOUS" AND NO 1 EVER TOLD SAFAVIAN THAT THERE WERE "CONSEQUENCES OF LYING". 

 

HOPEFULLY, THE BIG HOUSE HE'S HEADED TO WILL HAVE MANY COPIES OF ABC AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS SO THAT DAVID SAFAVIAN CAN LEARN THAT LYING IS WRONG.

 

AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO HELP AID SAFAVIAN'S EDUCATION, BULLY BOY PRESS WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE FOLLOWING ALSO HAVE HARMFUL CONSEQUENCES:

 

*STEALING

*KILLING

*VOTING FOR THE BULLY BOY

 

WE WOULD ADVISE SAFAVIAN NOT TO DO ANY OF THE ABOVE AND, IF IT'S TOO LATE, WE WOULD ADVISE HIM TO CEASE THE ACTIVITIES POST HASTE.

 

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