BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
WHEN POLLS ARE BAD SCREAM "TERROR!"
FOLLOWING THE PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY ON THE SO-CALLED TERRORISM THREAT, TONY SNOW, WHITE HOUSE FLACK AND PONY, SAT DOWN WITH THE BULLY BOY PRESS.
WAS WHITE HOUSE PONY SNOW WORRIED ABOUT HIS OWN REPUTATION WHEN IT TURNED OUT THIS WAS ANOTHER 'SCARE THE PEOPLE' MOMENTS THAT THE BULLY BOY ADMINISTRATION HAS SO OFTEN RESTORTED TO?
"HELL NO," SAID TONY SNOW, MUNCHING ON SOME GRAINS WITH HIS MORNING COFFEE. "YOU HEARD ME. I SAID BELIEVE."
BELIEVE?
"'WE DO BELIEVE THE PLOT INVOLVED FLIGHTS FROM THE U.K. TO THE U.S. AND WAS A DIRECT THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES'," TONY SNOW REPEATED.
SO WHEN IT BLOWS UP HE CAN SAY HE ONLY SAID "BELIEVE."
BELIEVE:
*PLOT INVOLVED FLIGHTS FROM U.K. TO U.S.
*DIRECT THREAT
BELIEVE.
AS TONY SNOW SNORTED, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT ALL THE PRESS IS RUNNING STORIES PRESENTING ALLEGATIONS AS TRUTHS.
TURNING TO LIGHTER TOPICS, THE WHITE HOUSE PONY SAID, "JOE LIEBERMAN."
AFTER BREAKING THE ICE WITH THAT JOKE, TONY SNOW EXPLAINED THAT KARL ROVE DID NOT JUST CALL JOE LIEBERMAN ON ELECTION DAY, HE'S ADVISING HIM.
LEADING THE WHITE HOUSE PONY BACK TO HIS STALL, THIS REPORTER THEN WATCHED A FEW MINUTES OF CNN WITH HIM WHERE JOE LIEBERMAN SHOWED YET HOW AGAIN THAT HE PUTS THE "NARC" IN "SNARK" AS HE TRASHED PEACE ACTIVISTS, OTHER CANDIDATES AND ANY 1 NOT WILLING TO BE KISSED BY THE BULLY BOY.
LISTING OFF HIS WORRIES, JOE LIEBERMAN FORGOT HIS BIGGEST WORRY: THAT JOE LIEBERMAN'S LOVE FOR JOE LIEBERMAN IS AS STRONG AS AMERICA'S HATE FOR JOE LIEBERMAN.
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