Tuesday, September 05, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CONFESSES . . . TO WHAT?

 
THIS JUST IN! 
 
BULLY BOY CONFESSES . . . TO WHAT?
 
SURVEYING THE DAMAGE HE'S DONE WITH HIS ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAQ AND HIS LAUGHABLE WAR ON "TERRAH," BULLY BOY ANNOUNCED THE UNITED STATES WAS "SAFER BUT NOT SAFE."
 
THERE ARE TWO SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT IN CONVENTIONAL THOUGHT D.C. CIRCLES AS TO WHAT BULLY BOY MEANT BY HIS STATEMENT.
 
THE FIRST ARGUES THAT WITH LITTLE TO POINT TO PROUDLY ON HIS RESUME THEN OR NOW, BULLY BOY APPEARED TO BE CONFESSING WHAT SOME HAD LONG ACCUSED HIM OF: HE WASN'T REALLY INVOLVED THE TEXAS RANGERS AND HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW BASEBALL.
 
ANYONE WHO DID WOULD GRASP THAT THERE IS NO "SAFER BUT NOT SAFE."  THERE IS "SAFE" OR THERE IS "YOU'RE OUT!" 
 
BY DECLARING THE UNITED STATES "SAFER BUT NOT SAFE" AS A RESULT OF HIS ACTIONS, BULLY BOY IS THOUGHT BY THE SECOND SCHOOL OF CONVENTIONAL WISDOME TO HAVE BEEN SEEKING SOME SORT OF NATIONAL UMPIRE (THE PEOPLE?) TO DECLARE HIM OUT.
 
LET THE IMPEACHMENT BEGIN.
 
 
 
 


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