BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
SPEAKING WITH CBS NEWS' KATIE COURIC, BULLY BOY WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN A CLOSED CAPTION TECHNICIAN PROVIDED DECIPHERING TO HIS REMARKS.
EXAMPLE 1: WHEN BULLY BOY TOLD COURIC, "WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I DO THINK IRAQ IS A CENTRAL FRONT IN THE WAR ON TERROR AND SO DOES OSAMA BIN LADEN."
THE CLOSED CAPTION READ: "I TALK TO OSAMA AT ALL HOURS! WE'RE LIKE TWO TEENAGE GIRLS CHATTING AWAY ON THE PHONE, GIGGLING, WONDERING WHO WOULD STAND THE BETTER CHANCE WITH HOTTY KEN MEHLMAN! THEN WE'LL GIGGLE SOME MORE AND THEN SING THE THEME TO THE PATTY DUKE SHOW. WE'RE COUSINS! IDENTICAL COUSINS!"
EXAMPLE 2: WHEN COURIC ASKED BULLY BOY FOR EXAMPLES OF INFORMATION GAINED FROM "HIGH VALUE TARGETS," HE RESPONDED: "RIGHT, WELL, FOR EXAMPLE, WE UNCOVERED A POTENTIAL ANTRAX ATTACK ON THE UNITED STATES. OR THE FACT THAT KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMAD HAD GOT SOMEBODY TO LINE UP PEOPLE TO FLY AIRPLANES, TO CRASH AIRLINES ON, I THINK, THE WEST COAST OR SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA. AND THESE WOULD BE SOUTHEAST ASIANS. IN OTHER WORDS WE'VE UNCOVERED CELLS."
THE CLOSED CAPTION READ: "OH CRAP! DID I SAY ANTHRAX! SUPPOSE ANYONE'S REMEMBERING THAT I NEVER FOUND THE GUY SENDING ALL THAT ANTHRAX RIGHT AFTER SEPTEMBER 11TH? I BETTER REALLY START TALKING OUT MY ASS NOW. SOUTHEAST ASIANS? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ANY WAY? I REMEMBER HOW DADDY USED TO MAKE ALL THESE JOKES ABOUT YOKO ONO. I'M TRYING REAL HARD NOT TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW. WHEN MY MOUTH TWITCHES, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. I FEEL GASSY. GOT TO TELL LAURA TO QUIT PUTTING THE REFRIED BEANS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING. LIKE THE CHEESE CAKE. WHO EVER HEARD OF PUTTING BEAN DIP ON TOP OF THE CHEESE CAKE? BUT WHEN I SAID THAT TO HER SHE SAID, 'YOU KNEW WHEN I MARRIED YOU I WAS A FRITO LAY GIRL!' OH CRAP, KATIE'S STARING AT ME. DID SHE ASK A QUESTION?"
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