THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CAUGHT SMELLING THE JONESES!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

 

THIS JUST IN!

 

BULLY BOY CAUGHT SMELLING THE JONESES!

 

WHILE THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO MAKE NOISE ABOUT TRYING THE PRESS WITH ESPIONAGE OVER THE DISCLOSURE OF YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL BULLY BOY PROGRAM, BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE LATEST SPYING BLOCKBUSTER THAT OTHER PRESS OUTLETS REFUSE TO TOUCH.

 

MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS.

 

BULLY BOY PRESS HAS LEARNED THAT JOHN AND JANET SMITH OF DUNNELLON, FLORIDA WERE AMONG THE LATEST TO BE TARGETED.  THE RETIRED AND ELDERLY COUPLE RETURNED TO THEIR HOME AT THE VILLAGES OF RAINBOW SPRINGS ON 8625 S.W. 200TH CIRCLE ONLY TO FIND BULLY BOY AND ALBERTO GONZALES DIGGING THROUGH THE PERSONAL BELONGINGS.

 

"I COULDN'T BELIVE IT," SAYS JANET SMITH.

 

"I WAS LOOKING AT THE BULLY BOY SNIFFING MY BOXERS AND THINKING, 'NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE ME!'"

 

"FORTUNATELY," JANET SMITH EXPLAINS, "WE HAD OUR 12 YEAR-OLD GRANDSON DION WITH US AND HE HAD HIS T-MOBILE SDA."

 

"THE KID STARTS SNAPPING PICTURES," JOHN SMITH EXPLAINS, "THEN WE ALL GOT THE HECK OUT OF THERE.  THOSE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!"

 

 

BELOW IS ONE OF THE PHOTOS DION SMITH SNAPPED OF BULLY BOY AND ALBERTO GONZALES AFTER THEY ILLEGALLY ENTERED HIS GRANDPARENTS HOME.  IT DOES NOT APPEAR THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR TERRORISTS, BUT JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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