Wednesday, August 02, 2006

THIS JUST IN! SHE SNAPS! PRESS HOWLS!

 BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
SHE SNAPS! PRESS HOWLS!
 
CONTINUING THE MEAN GIRL STREAK, BULLY BOY WAS AS SAUCY AS GUEST NUMBER TWO ON CONAN TODAY WHILE INTERACTING WITH THE LAP DOGS OF AMERICA (PRESS).
 
"YOU WANT TO DOUBLE THE SIZE?"  BULLY BOY TAUNTED (PROBABLY SOBBING INSIDE AS HE THOUGHT OF THOSE 5 POUNDS HE STILL CAN'T DROP -- NEVER DID GET BIKINI SEASON READY).
 
"FORGET IT!"  CRIED AMERICA'S CHIEF HEATHER.
 
LOST IN THE LAUGHER AND MUTUAL BUTT SMOOCHES WAS THE FACT THAT THE JAMES S. BRADY PRESS BRIEFING ROOM WAS BEING RETIRED BY BULLY BOY.
 
 
JAMES BRADY WAS INJURED BY JOHN HINCKLEY WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL THEN PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN.
 
. . . GEORGE H.W. BUSH WAS VICE-PRESIDENT.
 
AS THE ASSOCIATED PRESS REPORTED THEN: "THE FAMILY OF THE MAN CHARGED WITH TRYING TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT REAGAN IS ACQUAINTED WITH THE FAMILY OF VICE PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH AND HAD MADE LARGE CONTRIBUTIONS TO HIS POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, THE HOUSTON POST REPORTED TODAY."
 
AS ARTHUR WIESE AND MARGARET DOWNING REPORTED THEN FOR THE HOUSTON POST: "NEIL BUSH SAID MONDAY THAT HE HAD MET SCOTT ONCE AND THAT THE BUSH FAMILY KNEW THE HINCKLEY FAMILY BECAUSE OF THE LARGE POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS THEY MADE TO THE VICE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGNS.  . . .  IN 1978, NEIL BUSH SERVED AS CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR HIS BROTHER, GEORGE W. BUSH, THE OLDEST SON OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.  NEIL BUSH LIVED IN LUBBOCK THROUGHOUT MOST OF 1978, WHICH IS WHERE JOHN HINCKLEY JR. LIVED FROM 1974 THROUGH 1980."
 
 
NOW THE JAMES S. BRADY PRESS ROOM IS NO MORE. 
 
 


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