Wednesday, October 18, 2017

THIS JUST IN! HILLARY, THAT'S JENNY CRAIG CALLING!

BULLY BOY PRESS &   CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

HILLARY CLINTON'S FALL EARLIER THIS WEEK RESULTED IN HER WEARING A MEDICAL BOOT AND IN WAGS INSISTING SHE WAS "DRUNK AGAIN."

BETWEEN HAVING CONFESSED IN HER RECENT TELL-ALL TO SELF-MEDICATING WITH BOOZE AND A FACE THAT APPEARS TO BE FINALLY SHOWING THE YEARS OF HEAVY DRINKING, MANY ASSUME SHE HAD TO HAVE BEEN DRUNK AGAIN.

BUT SHE WASN'T A BOOZE HOUND.

AT LEAST NOT ON THAT DAY.

NO, THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE'S TAKEN ON A LITTLE MORE THAN SHE SHOULD.

THE WOMAN BILL'S TAKEN TO CALLING "MY TUG BOAT" MAY HAVE STRONG CANKLES BUT EVEN THEY CAN ONLY HOLD UP SO MUCH WEIGHT AND WITH A BADONK-A-DONK THE SIZE OF THREE LARGE WOMEN, THE TUMBLE AND INJURY ARE SEEN AS A LONG TIME COMING.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY TOLD THESE REPORTS, "I'M EATING!  CALL BACK LATER!"


FROM THE TCI WIRE:



It's being called The Talabani Treason on social media -- the Talabanis taking money to sell out the Kurds and pull the peshmerga out of Kirkuk (see yesterday's snapshot).

Yet it's not being mentioned in the US press.

It's reported by the Arabic press, what the Talabanis did, how they betrayed their own and how this will hurt their political party in the next elections.

But there's silence in the US.

And the pretense that the Iraqi military 'won' Kirkuk.

There was no fight.

The Peshmerga were ordered back by the Talabanis.  Jalal Talabani, it turns out, represented his family quite well, they were/are all whores for money.  They will sell out anyone for a few coins tossed their way.

Talk about FAKE NEWS.  How are Americans supposed to be informed when the press lies so badly?

Buried deep in Nahih Bulos' LOS ANGELES TIMES 'report,' they can find this:

 Massoud Haider, a Kurdish member of parliament, said the government takeover was part of a deal negotiated by Iran between the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan — a skittish partner of Massoud Barzani, the president of Iraq’s Kurdish region — and Shiite-dominated paramilitary groups that are collectively known as Popular Mobilization Forces and backed by Iran.

Buried deep.  How deep?  It's paragraph 13.

And it's misleading.

"Skittish partner of Massoud Barani"?

Is Nancy Pelosi the partner -- skittish or otherwise -- of Donald Trump?

The PUK is the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan -- the political party controlled by the Talabani family.  It began in the 70s when the Talabanis broke with the Kurdistan Democratic Party (founded in 1946) which is led by the Barzanis.

They are not partners, they are rivals.

KDP is the dominant party in the Kurdistan Region.

The next most popular party, as of the last election cycle, is the CIA-backed GORAN party.  In third place is the PUK.

They're in third place exactly because of this sort of back stabbing move by the Talabanis on Kirkuk.

They are not the partners of Barzani and THE LOS ANGELES TIMES has misled every reader they have -- granted it's not as many as they had ten years ago -- or even five -- but they still have a few.




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