The Daily Jot: THIS JUST IN! MTG: FAT AND SMELLU

Friday, February 16, 2024

THIS JUST IN! MTG: FAT AND SMELLU

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

FLABBY, FAT ARMED MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE WAS SWEATING LIKE CRAZY TODAY IN THAT WAY THAT ONLY THE MORBIDLY OBESE CAN AND SHE WAS HUFFING AS SHE LUMBERED UP TO THE MICROPHONE TO EXPLAIN HER TWEET: "ARE WE FACING A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT? IT'S MY DUTY TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. YES. IT'S REAL."

WE ADVISED THE CRAZED CONGRESSIONAL MEMBER THAT ONE OR TWO SWISHES OF SCOPE AND THEN SPITTING IT OUT WOULD WIPE AWAY THAT NASTY HALITOSIS AND PROBABLY RESULT IN FEWER PEOPLE HOLDING THEIR NOSES WHEN SHE STEPPED CLOSER TO THEM. THIS IS IMPORTANT NOW MORE THAN EVER SINCE U.S. HOUSE REP. JIM CLYBURN (83-YEARS-OLD) ANNOUNCED HE'LL BE STEPPING AWAY FROM LEADERSHIP ROLES WHICH MEANS MAJORIE WILL HAVE FEWER OPPORTUNITIES TO BLAME HER OWN "OLD MAN STINK" ON CLYBURN.

MARJORITE TOLD THESE REPORTERS THAT SHE IS CONSIDERING CARRYING AROUND A PET PIG OR SMALL DOG THAT SHE COULD THEN SCAPEGOAT FOR HER OWN ODORS; HOWEVER, HER STINK WAS SO BAD LAST MONTH THAT WHEN SHE CROUCED DOWN TO POUR A BAG OF PURINA ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR -- "I JUST LEAVE A BAG OUT ON THE FLOOR AT THE START OF EACH MONTH" -- SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN "APPARENTLY DUE TO THE ODOR, SNICKERS STARTED BARKING AND LUNGING AT ME." FOR THAT SECURITY THREAT, WE RECOMMENDED MASSENGILL.

NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS FOILED -- PLURAL! -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- AND U.S. PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN MUST AWARD THESE OUTLETS THE PRESIDENTIAL CITIZENS MEDAL FOR ELIMINATING THE THREATS TO PUBLIC SAFETY THAT COME PART AND PARCEL WITH MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE.

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Isabele Debre (AP) reveals, "Israel’s military offensive has turned much of northern Gaza into an uninhabitable moonscape. Whole neighborhoods have been erased. Homes, schools and hospitals have been blasted by airstrikes and scorched by tank fire. Some buildings are still standing, but most are battered shells." Kieron Monks (I NEWS) reports, "More than 40 per cent of the buildings in northern Gaza have been damaged or destroyed, according to a new study of satellite imagery by US researchers Jamon Van Den Hoek from Oregon State University and Corey Scher at the City University of New York. The UN gave a figure of 45 per cent of housing destroyed or damaged across the strip in less than six weeks. The rate of destruction is among the highest of any conflict since the Second World War."

Currently, Nasser Hospital is under attack. Yesterday, Amy Goodman (DEMOCRACY NOW!) noted, "In the city of Khan Younis, the Israeli army has forced hundreds of patients, staff and displaced Palestinians to evacuate Nasser Hospital, which has been under an Israeli siege for weeks. Israeli snipers killed at least three people at the hospital on Tuesday." Today, Wafaa Shurafa and Bassem Mroue (AP) explain, " Israeli forces stormed the main hospital in southern Gaza on Thursday, hours after Israeli fire killed a patient and wounded six others inside the complex." Two journalists at THE FINANCIAL TIMES OF LONDON manage to type, "During Israel’s retaliatory air, land and sea offensive in Gaza, which has killed more than 28,000 people, according to Palestinian officials, Israeli forces have targeted numerous hospitals, accusing Hamas of using medical facilities for military purposes." If that's an attempt at context it's missing a phrase that would be "while denying they had attacked hospitals early in the assault." Because that is what happened.

Grasp that.

An attack on a hospital is illegal. It is against all rules of engagement. And early on when the Israeli government was terrorizing Gaza and attacking hospitals, they denied it. And the gullible and whorish press would try to prop up the denial. But in a matter of weeks, the horrors have been so outrageous that the Israeli government doesn't even try to deny the assaults on hospitals anymore. And the world is just in shock. It's outrageous and people need to stand trial for it.

RTE notes, "Attacks on medical facilities in Gaza have caused particular concern throughout the conflict, including Israeli raids on hospitals in other cities, shelling in the vicinity of hospitals and the targeting of ambulances." Per the BBC " the Israeli military had demolished the southern wall of the hospital complex and entered that way." The Israeli government wants to destroy all of Gaza and that's obvious by what they've done. If you're not getting how far from humanity these actions are, Kareem Khadder, Lauren Izso and Sana Noor Haq (CNN) report, "The news [of the assault] came after doctors and medical officials in southern Gaza said Israeli snipers had shot dead a number of people as they tried to flee the Nasser Medical Complex. An eyewitness to the shootings, who is a trauma surgeon at the hospital, said at least two people were killed by snipers on Tuesday, with more shot and injured." Multiple press reports are citing an unnamed trauma surgeon at the hospital who states one of the at least two killed was a 16-year-old boy. Adela Suliman and Claire Parker (WASHINGTON POST) add, "Updates from the Gaza Health Ministry said Israeli troops were putting lives in danger by seeking the transfer of intensive care patients and by instructing employees to evacuate amid bombings. It said the emergency doctor was injured when a drone fired at the room in the surgery department on the third floor of the Nasser Medical Complex." THE GUARDIAN notes:

Humanitarian chiefs stressed that states and especially Israel could not “offload” responsibility for the horrors unfolding in Gaza onto aid workers.

The Red Cross chief Mirjana Spoljaric told a Geneva briefing for diplomats on events in Gaza that their countries were responsible for ensuring the Geneva Conventions are upheld.

“It is not in your interest to offload (that) responsibility... onto humanitarian actors,” she said.

“If the way operations are conducted today limit our operational space to a minimum... we will not be able to resolve the problem,” she added.

And ALJAZEERA notes:

In a front-page editorial in the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano headlined “Stop the Carnage”, editorial director Andrea Tornielli challenged Israeli leaders on the ongoing Gaza attack.

Tornielli quoted a Rome-based Holocaust survivor, Edith Bruck, who has been highly critical of the Israeli government’s war, which she blames for the rise in anti-Semitic acts against Jews around the world.

“No one can define what is happening in the Strip as ‘collateral damage’ from the fight against terrorism,” Tornielli wrote. “The right of defence, the right of Israel to ensure justice for those responsible for the October massacre, cannot justify this carnage.”

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