BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY WON'T CALL IT "WAR"!
THROUGHOUT SUNDAY, BULLY BOY ATTEMPTED TO LAUNCH YET ANOTHER WAVE OF OPERATION HAPPY TALK REGARDING IRAQ. AS PART OF THE NEW ROLL OUT, HE REFUSED TO CALL IT "WAR."
WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD A NASTY CASE OF "WAR GOT YOUR TONGUE?", WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTT MCCLELLAN ATTEMPTED TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION BY SAYING THAT BULLY BOY WAS NOT ATTEMPTING TO "AVOID" THE TERM, HE HAD SIMPLY FORGOTTEN THAT WE WERE, IN FACT, AT WAR.
SAID MCCLELLAN, "BULLY BOY FORGETS MANY THINGS. SOMETIMES HE FORGOTS TO FLUSH. SOMETIMES HE FORGETS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. SOMETIMES HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM BUT FORGETS TO PHYSICALLY GO TO A BATHROOM FIRST. HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND. IT IS A GREAT MIND. IT IS AN IMPORTANT MIND. ALL PRAISE THE BULLY BOY."
IN OTHER NEWS, MARCHERS MARCHED ON THE PENTAGON TODAY AND ATTEMPTED TO DELIVER A COFFIN TO DONALD RUMSFELD. THE EFFORT PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL AS POLICE REFUSED TO LET NEAR THE PENTAGON.
COMMENTED ONE POLICE OFFICER WHO ASKED NOT TO BE NAMED, "SECRETARY RUMSFELD IS REALLY AFRAID THAT A PINK SLIP IS COMING HIS WAY. HE TOLD US 'DON'T LET ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.' THIS REQUEST MEANT WE HAD TO TASER A HIGHLY AGITATED JOHN BOLTON. WELL ... WE DIDN'T HAVE TO. IT WAS JUST TOO FUN TO RESIST."
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