BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
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BULLY BOY SHOCKS CABINET!
TODAY BULLY BOY HAD HIS CABINET ASSEMBLE AND SHOCKED THEM ALL WHEN HE ENTERED.
BULLY BOY WAS WEARING SHOES WITH CORAL-COLORED POMPOMS ATTACHED, A PLEATED GREEN A-LINE SKORT, OVER A PURPLE BODYSUIT TURTLENECK.
NOTING THE STARES, BULLY BOY EXPLAINED THAT WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTT MCCLELLAN FILLED HIM ON SATURDAY'S DRILL.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE A DRILL TEAM WITHOUT A CAPTAIN," BULLY BOY SAID EXCITEDLY RUSHING OVER TO A JAM BOX ON HIS DESK. "THAT'S ME!"
AS T-PAIN'S "I'M N LUV (WIT A STRIPPER)" BLASTED THROUGH THE OVAL OFFICE, BULLY BOY CLASPED HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND YELLED, "READY? OKAY!"
SCOTT MCCLELLAN, WEARING A LAVENDER ONSIE RUSHED IN TO THE OVAL OFFICE TO EXPLAIN TO THE BULLY BOY THAT THE 'DRILL TEAM' WOULD NOT BE PERFORMING A DANCE ROUTINE ON SATURDAY BUT STAGING A SMALLPOX DRILL.
AS WHITE HOUSE PET MCCLELLAN LED A SADDENED BULLY BOY OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE, BULLY BOY COULD BE HEARD TO SAY, "WELL THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH FUN, NOT MUCH FUN AT ALL."
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