BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
DON'T COME KNOCKING WHEN THE CAPITAL'S A-ROCKING.
DAVID SPADE LOOK ALIKE GAIL NORTON HAS RESIGNED AS SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR. SHE IS LEAVING TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER FAMILY AND WORK ON A ROAD COMPANY TOUR OF TOMMY BOY.
SCOOTER LIBBY'S VERY EXCITED THAT A JUDGE HAS ALLOWED HIM TO HANDLE BULLY BOY'S BRIEFS. NO WORD YET ON WHETHER SCOOTER WILL ALSO BE GRANTED ACCESS TO THE JOCK STRAPS.
AS IF HAVING A GROWN MAN NAMED "SCOOTER" DIGGING THROUGH HIS DRAWERS ISN'T BAD ENOUGH, OUR BLESSED BULLY BOY HAS LEARNED THAT HIS POLLS HAVE DROPPED AGAIN.
IN OTHER NEWS BULLY BOY ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT THE PORT DEAL COLLAPSE SENDS A BAD MESSAGE.
"THAT YOUR ADMINISTRATION CAN'T BROKER AN HONEST DEAL?" ASKED HELEN THOMAS, the last journalist left in the DC press corps.
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