BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY DID NOT SAY A DIRTY WORD!
BULLY BOY SCOFFED TODAY AT THE IDEA THAT RUSS FEINGOLD'S PROPOSAL MIGHT BE GREETED WARMLY.
"I DID NOT SAY A DIRTY WORD," BULLY BOY INSISTED. "I DID NOT. BESIDES HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WHEN HE CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE WORD? CEN-SURE-ED. IT'S 'CENSORED.' ANY DUMMY KNOWS THAT."
MISS "JUNIOR ZELL MILLER" JOE LIEBERMAN WAS QUICK TO REVEAL THE YELLOW STREAK RUNNING DOWN HIS BACK AS HE BACKED UP THE BULLY BOY BY INSISTING, "I'D PREFER TO SEE US SOLVE THE PROBLEM."
ASKED IF THERE WAS ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMORS THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO RUN ON A PRESIDENTIAL TICKET IN 2008, LIEBERMAN REPLIED, "THAT ALL DEPENDS ON SENATOR BILL FRIST. I'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO HIM THAT UP FOR THE CHALLENGE, EAGER TO FILL A SLOT ON A FRIST-LIEBERMAN TICKET. RIGHT NOW THE STUMBLING BLOCK APPEARS TO BE THAT I REMIND HIM OF THE DAD ON ALF. I TOLD HIM IT COULD BE WORSE, I COULD REMIND HIM OF A CAT."
NEWLY DECLARED SENATE CANDIDATE NED LAMONT RESPONDED, "THAT'S WHY I'M CHALLENGING THIS LOSER."
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