BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BAD DAYS FOR BULLY!
BULLY BOY HAS GONE FROM TEFLON MAN TO S**T SOAKER.
IN THESE BAD DAYS FOR BULLY, EVEN HIS LAP DOGS START TO BITE AS THEY TRY TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN BULLY BOY AND THEMSELVES IN TIME FOR THE 2006 CONGRESSIONAL ELECTIONS.
BULLY BOY WHINED THAT THE LOSE OF HIS FOLLOWERS MADE ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS THE ELECTRICITY GOING OFF TODAY IN THE U.S. CAPITOL WHICH WAS THEN EVACUATED.
"I JUST DON'T GET IT," BULLY BOY WHINED. "NOW I EVEN GOT TO BRIEF CONGRESS ABOUT WHAT I AM PUSHING. . . . WELL REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS."
BULLY BOY WAS REFERRING TO A "NO-BID $6 MILLION CONTRACT [WHICH] REPRESENTS THE FIRST TIME A FOREIGN COMPANY WILL BE INVOLVED IN RUNNING SOPHISTICATED U.S. RADIATION-DETECTION EQUIPMENT AT AN OVERSEAS PORT WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF U.S. CUSTOMS AGENTS."
"THINGS ARE TOUGH," ACKNOWLEDGED BULLY BOY, "I CAN'T EVEN GET CHARLES TAYLOR ON SPEED DIAL AND PEOPLE ARE SAYING I THROW LIKE A GIRL."
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